1.
spin does not matter
nor party, faith, or shame, but
evidence and law.
2.
Blowjobs '98??
How do they bear on ancient
Whitewatergate case?
3.
Internal plumbing
The Constitution tested
Foul Democrats squawk
4.
Redolent reports
Fill our eyes with putrid shame
We all look away
5.
He promised us truth
We followed in true blindness
Legacy of shame
6.
"Fairness," they all cry
Lying about sex; no lie!
That seems Fair, not right?
7.
Bill, when his pants fell
Hyde, with his files wide open
Gore flies to the East
8.
Bill, when his pants fell
Al Gore, with his lies unfurled
Hyde, his files open
9.
Hyde, with open files
Bill, with his lies unspoken
Al Gore bumps his head
10.
Stogie insertion
Oval hummer exertion
White trash perversion
11.
I want a hummer
That's just like the hummer that
Hummed on dear old Bill
12.
"I want to finish."
"I don't know you well enough."
"Your dick's in my mouth!"
13.
"Okay, please stop now"
"I want to finish for you"
"Is that a GAP dress?"
14.
Sanctimonious.
Handwringing and grandstanding.
Up the GOP!
15.
If Monica was
Not Bill Clinton's worst problem
Someone else would be.
16.
Eternal as rain,
Yankees win and Red Sox lose;
do Padres console?
17.
Bourses fall like leaves,
Greenspan tries--but Congress spies
on Clinton's old lust.
18.
seeds thrown on the wind
storms of lies, hot air, and spin
here comes the whirlwind
19.
Blowing sand here at
Monica Lewinsky Beach
See the Ken Starrfish?
20.
John Glenn flies in space
"Zero G and I feel fine."
NASA PR stunt.