1.
From Afghanistan
Dan Rather whistles the news
While showing pictures
2.
Christmas shopping time
Cheap thoughtless gifts for many
Thoughtful gifts for few
3.
Terribly crowded
The Mall of America
I ask "Why so much?"
4.
Ultimate present
For he who has everything
Gift certificate
5.
Christmas is coming
Peace and goodwill to all men
THAT'S NOT WHAT WE HAVE!
6.
War is everywhere
Terrorism is hidden
Where is peace on earth?
7.
Christmas is coming
The goose is getting fat, BUT
Bin Laden's is cooked!
8.
Children at Christmas
Laughter and presents and food
Hope for the future?
9.
What is their future?
Terror. Revenge. War. Where's peace?
Children are learning.
10.
Dying a martyr.
Sneaking away unnoticed.
Whichever comes first.
11.
Bearded alien
Flying towards our building...BANG!
Oops--we shot Santa
12.
Black ink turns to red
Years of deficits ahead
The beast must be fed
13.
The Lord of the Rings
The National Champion
Megadollar myths
14.
Hemmed in from all sides
His beard glistening with sweat
Endgame--Arafat
15.
Bowling for millions
Twenty-four bowl games this year
Football overload
16.
Second-warmest year
Bush's likely conclusion:
Earth's getting cooler
17.
In Argentina
IMF sticks to its guns
Blood runs in the streets
18.
Bush walks on water
Biased media proclaim
"George Dubya can't swim!"
19.
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