1.
Life. We ignore bombs
Ignoring, we ignore bombs
Ignoring, Ignor-
2.
Times have changed here you
Know. Be careful of the mail
Or else you are screwed.
3.
With experts galore
and anonymous sources
the press is our guide.
4.
U.S. makes offer
"We'll dust off your rugs for you!"
Carpet bombing starts
5.
Afghan children starve
While Osama hides in cave
How hungry is he?
6.
Beamer said "Let's Roll"
No time to be partisan
We should be so brave
7.
UN report says
Plundered Earth slides toward abyss
America yawns
8.
Ad seizes browser
Several words come to mind
"Yahoo!" is not one
9.
Junkie gets packet
Trembling hand probes white powder
Cocaine or anthrax?
10.
Rookie of the Year
Golden Glove and MVP
Ichiro cleans up
11.
Security bill?
More like an excuse for a
police state for US.
12.
It is outrageous
Three-fifty for some coffee
Yet Starbucks survives
13.
Suburban children
High stakes poker twice a week
With parents' money
14.
Turkey, venison
Corn, lobster, duck, cranberry
Pumpkin, beans, small pox
15.
"Chiquita" bankrupt.
"Yes, We Have No Bananas!"
Is their jingle now.
16.
People are thirsting
They have been for many years
Waiter, two more beers
17.
SUVs with flags
A "patriotic" display
OPEC is drooling
18.
"Enduring Freedom"
Military tribunals
Oxymoronic
19.
There goes the sun now
Our guitars gently weeping
Something is missing