1.
Free to eat; free press.
Death by fat; death by rumor.
Overindulgence.
2.
In other countries,
The leader and his mistress
Don't bother to hide.
3.
Clinton: "I didn't."
Starr: "Yes you did; I have proof!"
Iraq: "Now he'll bomb."
4.
Karla Faye Tucker:
Forgive born-again Christian?
Guilty is guilty.
5.
radio talk shows
a few echoed opinions
silent major'ty
6.
Twinkle's sex cops bag
Clinton, Lewinsky, and mom.
Press has an orgasm.
7.
don't just grab my pay
for some union lobby goal
ask me first, okay?
8.
Money for a rope
Will Saddam be the hangman
Lenin never was?
9.
the big five summit
no more counterfeit CDs
digital handshake