Edku: January 1998

Move backwards to December 1997.

1.
Iran's new guy says,
America's not so bad--
But let's not talk yet.

--Bob Schmertz, schmertz@wam.umd.edu

2.
PhD degree
My wife is sexy as hell
I don't give a damn

--David Collins, dcollins@znet.com

3.
What's the point, this time
To send John Glenn into space?
Aging? No, homesick.

--Bob Schmertz, schmertz@wam.umd.edu

4.
The Oval Office
Is not a bad place for sex.
So Bill seems to think.

--Bob Schmertz, schmertz@wam.umd.edu

5.
Out, out, out damn spot!
Lest the kind act of a friend
Be mistook for sex!

--David Collins, dcollins@znet.com

6.
"Do intern daily."
Clinton's slogan of the year.
Motto? "Be pre-paired."

--John C. Foster, john.foster@camel.com


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