1.
But for their mansions,
Vices, goods, and chattels, we
Don't envy the rich.
2.
The Dead seem so dead.
Yet the eyes of the tiger
Just see meat for lunch.
3.
On the Moon's backside
Aliens sit watching TV.
They like X-Files best.
4.
In interstices
Of Time we feed off past minds,
Scavengers of thought.
5.
Godzilla loved King
Kong. No racist prejudice.
Justa coupla apes!
6.
Strange sexography.
Why grow odd bumps and obscure
Clumps of useless hair?
7.
Shakespeare, Mozart, Blake,
Jung, Einstein, Yeats, Joyce, and Plath
Stayed for tea last week.
8.
The Kalashnikov
Bullet spins lengthwise. Causes
Full maceration.
9.
Night raid. Roof sited,
Transfixed, I watched fire bombs fall,
Bursting red downtown.
10.
Sergeant Guerrero
Kicked Death's ass, won three minutes.
Bravo Alfredo!
11.
Xiaoping is dreaming,
Colonials not sleeping!
PING PONG IN HONG KONG?
12.
Eighteen Billion Bill:
No matter how rich he is,
His products still suck.
13.
Yeltsin, Zyuganov
Neck and neck rounding last turn
Who will finish first?
14.
"Why are there wars, Mom?"
"Without wars, son, there'd be no
Peace. Now go to sleep."
15.
supercalafraj
alisticexpiali
docious...Just a thought!!
16.
Dalai Lama's choice,
Tibetan people rejoice,
Chinese lost the Boy!!
17.
We have a new war!
It's against the "terrorists."
New TAX looms ahead!!
18.
Yeltsin and Lebed
Waltz their way to victory.
But who's leading whom?
19.
Campaign promises
Come home to roost in Kremlin,
Shit on Yeltsin's head.
20.
Next for Hillary:
Tired of seances, she sticks
Pins in voodoo Dole.
21.
Trade with China, not
With Cuba. Must be China's
Larger body count.
22.
U.S. growls fiercely
At Karadzic, its tail tucked
Firmly between legs.
23.
The power of words?
Self-fulfilling prophesy?
Balkanized Balkans.
24.
West plunged in darkness
By massive power failure.
Militias take notes.
25.
Independence Day.
We Yanks roast hot dogs instead
Of royal weenies.
26.
Reagan: "Vote for Dole!"
But, fifteen minutes later:
"Uh...Who was that guy?"
27.
Yeltsin elected.
Puppeteer's sigh of relief:
"Whewh! He was heavy!"
28.
GM settlement:
One grand off more of our cars!
Whoah! What a great deal!
29.
187
Proposition Number? No.
Number of blows thrown.
30.
Cells filled with sound of
Uncontrollable sobbing
Menendez brothers
31.
"Hooked on cigarettes?
Poppycock! They just taste good!"
Bob Dole can't be fooled.
32.
For more campaign funds,
Bob Dole would be willing to
replace pen with butt.
33.
"My fellow (cough cough!)
Ameri- (hack hack, snort!) -cans,
I would (gasp, choke, THUD!)"
34.
Idiotic crap
These people are very bored
Please cut your own throats
35.
Clinton and Dole in-
Flate balloons. Greenspan holds the
Strings. Who holds the pin?
36.
Constipation is
Thief of Time. Diarrhea
Waits for no man. Ooops!
37.
Ozark man tells truth.
Court lawyers go berserk but
Commode market booms.
38.
Atlanta makes plans.
The homeless are pushed aside.
Who really loses?
39.
Sparks fly and blades slice,
takeoff no longer assured.
Pratt spat with Whitney.
40.
Life's a cigarette
Some glow, some puff, then some smoke
We all end brown stubs
41.
Dole hires Bob Villa
To renovate his campaign.
Project This Old Man.
42.
South African snow.
Children see their first snowman--
Frozen homeless corpse.
43.
Clinton and Bibi:
Think: "I like the other guy."
Say: "I support you."
44.
Clinton's dopey wife
Is constantly messing up
Their dirty laundry
45.
God gave us hands for
Qwerty finger discipline
On plastic keyboard.
46.
Here's a sad haiku
'bout the Ulster fiasco
seen in recent days:
47.
Battle of the Boyne
three hundred six years ago;
one more died this week
48.
You and you, get brooms
Sweep the sky now, clean it up
I don't want clouds here
49.
Summer, Atlanta,
Gymnast, sponsor, cop, and hope
Olympic mixture
50.
I.R.A. gunman
Bigoted British Army
Shatter lasting peace
51.
Silver kisses on
my lips. The full moon opens
the night to such bliss.
52.
Wiping shit from the
fan, the tired teacher says
to try it again.
53.
J. Edgar Hoover,
in a long trailing dress, looks
in the mirror. Smiles.
54.
Mango ripens on
my shelf. A fly buzzes at
my kitchen window.
55.
I dreamt the same dream
for a week straight. The sky had
opened up again.
56.
Nations war for a
bit more power. People's fate
become more sour.
57.
Hit the campaign trail
running. No issues, morals,
honor--just funding!
58.
Strip a city street
of all the cold concrete, then
injured earth you'll meet.
59.
TWA
Gentle souls forever lost
Will the madness end?
60.
The ocean is blue
Like the heavens above it
But the air is dead.
61.
A bomb for an eye.
A bomb for a tooth. And now
A bomb for a kiss.
62.
Atlanta bomber;
Withered soul seeking status.
Nobody loved him.
63.
Whence this gas bladder,
This fart bag, this red balloon?
Why, it's Santa Claus!
64.
Poor lustful lost sperm.
"Where's that lady egg? Gotcha!"
Miracle of Life.
65.
Heavy tanks on stage.
Long steel tubes spit hostile flames.
Run, run, run, RUN. Where?
66.
Oh Lord, let me die
With Dignity and Respect.
Laugh only softly.
67.
In tree tops birds sing.
In forests the great beasts roam.
In zoos, brothers dream.
68.
The Men In Black hissed
"We have come for you." I said
"Urinate elsewhere!"
69.
"Scoff not Earthling or
We exclude the pain-killers."
"Who's waiting?" said I.
Last modified: Thu Mar 20 11:26:36 GMT-0400 1997