1.
Goose-Stepping In It.
Aryan Nations Happens.
Wipe Supremacy.
2.
Trader pissed away
one point three eight billion bucks
of bank's money: Whoops!
3.
How hot is it, huh?
Hotter than rockets' red glare,
Hell when Devil's mad.
4.
Drummer swings five beats,
kicks butt for seven beats more,
swings five beats again.
5.
Bearded beggar finds
Forbes magazine in dumpster
Great toilet paper
6.
Minivan driver
Puts on lipstick in rearview
Kisses steering wheel
7.
Hundred degree days,
Slip into the high nineties.
Great wind-chill factor.
8.
Fried worms on sidewalk.
Why didn't they crawl to grass?
Shriveling must hurt.
9.
Songbird on chimney,
plain-colored, golden throated,
her gift on display.
10.
High humidity,
woman showers to dry off,
birds above swimming.
11.
Tomato basking,
feasting on water, sunshine,
not knowing its fate.
12.
Tomato sees boy
approaching with hoe in hand,
doubts kid has good aim.
13.
Ten parking spaces
per American auto:
stupid zoning laws.
14.
Politics is play.
Bob Smith goes Independent.
Will play with himself.
15.
Make 'em leave it up.
Symbol of great ass-kicking.
Confederate flag.
16.
Reform Party prize.
Crazy Ross and The Body.
Ticket from heaven.
17.
Congress-like toilet.
You can flush, and flush, and flush.
Congress is still there.