1.
Thunderheads rising,
dark, turbulent, massive, strong,
pure indifference.
2.
Cow strolls into bar,
orders milk. Bartender smiles.
Drunk asks for OJ.
3.
Twenty million words,
his life told in his diary,
triumphs, regrets, pain.
4.
Lawnmower broken;
grass knows it, seeks record height,
suburban jungle.
5.
Hey listen lady.
So how come youse don't live hea'?
Yea! Yea! Y'er listnin'.
6.
New Talk magazine.
What will people think of Bill.
Hillary listens.
7.
Umpires want to quit.
There's no way you can stop 'em.
Stupid umpire tricks.
8.
Terrible silence
stalking him through dark, green woods;
he forgot his name.
9.
Not depressed? Either
not paying attention or
part of the problem.
10.
Antidepressants
can't stop my ears from hearing
the world's a mess: News!
11.
Newt took him a wife.
Then Newt took him a girl friend.
And then Newt took off.
12.
Starless night, no moon,
no light, no sound, no reason,
but I slept soundly.
13.
Dozing tomatoes
neither snore nor toss and turn.
Whatever is, is.
14.
Larry Ellison
Better sailor than software
Second-rate Bill Gates
15.
Frigid Orrin Hatch
Ted Kennedy and Bill C.
Make his cold blood boil
16.
Senator sweeties
Chuck Hagel and Bob Kerrey
Two peas in a pol
17.
Market mania
Our tulip economy
Is crash on the way?