Edku: March 1997

Move backwards to February 1997.

1.
Slick Will and Al Gore
seeking dollars for campaign.
Would-be Nimrods, both.

--Kevin R. O'Brien, KOBrien@erols.com

2.
Robberies don't pay
Getaway almost done, then--
Technicolor heads

--Alec Proudfoot, alec@netcom.com

3.
snippets of truth are
tossed with maturity, baked
'til palatable

--Joy Rooks, felicity@themall.net

4.
Sleep at the White House
with even coffee served too?
Charge my VISA card!

--ken kuniyuki, kuniyuki@oceanic.net

5.
Fundraising scandal.
Newt says, "Worse than Watergate!"
Pot calls kettle black.

--Peter Fotopoulos, Colorado Daily

6.
Obvious suspect.
But Daddy's still too "distraught."
Polygraph beckons.

--Peter Fotopoulos, Colorado Daily

7.
Geraldo's in town.
It's said he makes good money.
So do prostitutes.

--Peter Fotopoulos, Colorado Daily

8.
Government crumbles
Teens seize guns from armory
Albanian fun

--Scott Eric Smith, ses1@st-andrews.ac.uk

9.
New cloning prowess
Let's make army of Limbaughs
and populate Mars

--Scott Eric Smith, ses1@st-andrews.ac.uk

10.
Hong Kong handover
They will crack down once it's done
China smiles for now

--Scott Eric Smith, ses1@st-andrews.ac.uk

11.
Imagine Newt G.
Shaved bald and dressed in tutu
Little fairy Newt

--Scott Eric Smith, ses1@st-andrews.ac.uk

12.
China wants to buy
Congressmen and Senators
Let's ship them over!

--ken kuniyuki, kuniyuki@oceanic.net

13.
Birds migrate in fall
To get away from first snow,
And fly back when warm.

--Matt Thieleman, teemight@aol.com

14.
Chlorophyll greens leaves
Leaves change colors in autumn
Fall off in winter

--Matt Thieleman, teemight@aol.com

15.
The jet-ski roaring
Through choppy ocean water
Hits a boat--BYE BYE!

--Matt Thieleman, teemight@aol.com

16.
Cool autumn breeze; show-
ers of color on air; the
last joins its brothers.

--R.W. Henry, RHenry@aol.com

17.
Lincoln's BedroomGate
All blame and no solution
The outrage du jour

--Jana Steiger, jana.steiger@cqalert.com

18.
floods stir up the slime
in sunken cars fools get raped
damn tow-truck vultures

--Cole Schweikhardt, eloc@wt.net

19.
An old newspaper
And a merciless killing
Murderers still free

--Hector Sierra, hectorsi@f4.hotmail.com

20.
Clinton takes a fall
But Starr cannot take credit
Ken's knees are weak too

--ken kuniyuki, kuniyuki@oceanic.net

21.
I hear the insects
an unholy orchestra
up from the baked ground

--Kriztina Wing

22.
Sign on White House Gate
To let: Bedroom, President
Ask for Bill. Bring check.

--Bill Davis, wdavis6970@aol.com

23.
Senility strikes!
Missals about missles from
aging reporter.

--Bill Davis, wdavis6970@aol.com

24.
G. Gordon acts up
Right winger's favorite mouth
Slimeball on a schtick

--Bill Davis, wdavis6970@aol.com

25.
Precise words refine
editorial haiku.
Strive for quality.

--Brett.Bufford@wj.com

26.
Lincoln's ghost wakes up
Can't get in his old bedroom
Slips Clinton a five

--Luerne Picart Herrera, lherr@cew.wwia.net

27.
Clinton, Yeltsin meet
to fight about new NATO.
Thought cold war over.

--Ryan T. McCarthy, rtm@monadnock.keene.edu

28.
High court, CDA.
Right wing goal: we can't oppose
them over the 'net.

--Ryan T. McCarthy, rtm@monadnock.keene.edu

29.
Bare handed climber
Robert gets nabbed by the cops
High in Malaysia

--Ryan T. McCarthy, rtm@monadnock.keene.edu

30.
Smith on Canada
Bit confused on Cuba, eh?
Love Americans

--Bob Chaiko, ktwdet@internorth.com


Go on to April 1997.
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John Cho, jync@mit.edu

Last modified: Mon Mar 24 13:54:48 GMT-0400 1997