1.
Slick Will and Al Gore
seeking dollars for campaign.
Would-be Nimrods, both.
2.
Robberies don't pay
Getaway almost done, then--
Technicolor heads
3.
snippets of truth are
tossed with maturity, baked
'til palatable
4.
Sleep at the White House
with even coffee served too?
Charge my VISA card!
5.
Fundraising scandal.
Newt says, "Worse than Watergate!"
Pot calls kettle black.
6.
Obvious suspect.
But Daddy's still too "distraught."
Polygraph beckons.
7.
Geraldo's in town.
It's said he makes good money.
So do prostitutes.
8.
Government crumbles
Teens seize guns from armory
Albanian fun
9.
New cloning prowess
Let's make army of Limbaughs
and populate Mars
10.
Hong Kong handover
They will crack down once it's done
China smiles for now
11.
Imagine Newt G.
Shaved bald and dressed in tutu
Little fairy Newt
12.
China wants to buy
Congressmen and Senators
Let's ship them over!
13.
Birds migrate in fall
To get away from first snow,
And fly back when warm.
14.
Chlorophyll greens leaves
Leaves change colors in autumn
Fall off in winter
15.
The jet-ski roaring
Through choppy ocean water
Hits a boat--BYE BYE!
16.
Cool autumn breeze; show-
ers of color on air; the
last joins its brothers.
17.
Lincoln's BedroomGate
All blame and no solution
The outrage du jour
18.
floods stir up the slime
in sunken cars fools get raped
damn tow-truck vultures
19.
An old newspaper
And a merciless killing
Murderers still free
20.
Clinton takes a fall
But Starr cannot take credit
Ken's knees are weak too
21.
I hear the insects
an unholy orchestra
up from the baked ground
22.
Sign on White House Gate
To let: Bedroom, President
Ask for Bill. Bring check.
23.
Senility strikes!
Missals about missles from
aging reporter.
24.
G. Gordon acts up
Right winger's favorite mouth
Slimeball on a schtick
25.
Precise words refine
editorial haiku.
Strive for quality.
26.
Lincoln's ghost wakes up
Can't get in his old bedroom
Slips Clinton a five
27.
Clinton, Yeltsin meet
to fight about new NATO.
Thought cold war over.
28.
High court, CDA.
Right wing goal: we can't oppose
them over the 'net.
29.
Bare handed climber
Robert gets nabbed by the cops
High in Malaysia
30.
Smith on Canada
Bit confused on Cuba, eh?
Love Americans
Last modified: Mon Mar 24 13:54:48 GMT-0400 1997