1.
Scientists baffled.
Raw tomato cures cancer;
research grants dry up.
2.
Richest tomato
donates all to poorest third;
humanity saved.
3.
Tomatoes on strike;
demand fewer pesticides
and tastier soil.
4.
White House tomato
in President's photo ops;
Republicans sneer.
5.
Nothing to haiku.
Just add tomato and stuff.
Sheesh! Tomatoku!
6.
Top tomatoku
hot with vegetarians;
author retires rich.
7.
Presidential race:
tomato, rutabaga
ready to rumble.
8.
Economic war;
starts with bananas, widens;
idiots in charge.
9.
Idiots advance.
What catastrophe is this?
Organization.
10.
Beg for campaign bucks,
sixty-six thousand a day,
firstborn, soul for sale.
11.
March 8 a cold day.
Joe DiMaggio is dead.
One more legend gone.
12.
Tomato leads off.
Rutabaga flails about.
Slicing and dicing!
13.
Tomato is red.
Rutabaga is boiling.
Overpowering!
15.
Some plants bewildered.
What stirred up these vegetables?
Vegetative state.
16.
Vegetative state
Presidential primary.
Rutabaga wins!
17.
Tomatoes bright red
with promise; my heart's hope gone;
life-plan slashed in half.
18.
Serbs rush embassy
Everybody blames Clinton
Russia's hands are tied
19.
Serbs kill Kosovars
NATO tries to kill some Serbs
Serbs kill even more
20.
Ev'rybody thinks
We should mind our own bizness
Ev'ryone but us