1.
I once wrote column,
masterful comparison,
apples and oranges.
2.
New square tomatoes
can be efficiently packed,
perfect with square fish.
3.
Colored lights dress tress
Crowded stores buzz with shoppers
Jesus forgotten
4.
I hear the wind now
Before I know I could not
Before changes came
5.
Lone doe chews the grass
Studies me, ready to run.
Why are you afraid?
6.
Little bird picks grit
By the side of the road I
See you and relax.
7.
Damn! A traffic jam.
Thoughts flowing minutes ago
Suddenly bind me.
8.
You insist the work
Must be yours and no other--
Now the chance is lost.
9.
From life--it is true
Whatever you focus on
Always expands, grows.
10.
Will I ever do
All these things I wanted to?
Yes, if I think so.
11.
He tried, wanted help
So bravely fought the monkey
I'll miss you brother
12.
Dogs rule us, he says,
And tomatoes stalk our pets.
Worms eat us at last.
13.
Garciaparra
Nomar Garciaparra
Garciaparra
14.
Star on Xmas tree.
Plastic baby in manger.
Santa delivers.
15.
Steve Forbes looks surprised.
It's the way he always looks.
Ice cubes down his shorts.
16.
No new nuke treaty.
Jesse the Helms gets even.
Never liked Clinton.
17.
Credit Buchanan.
Tricky said: "I'm not a crook."
Did Pat write that speech?
18.
Seven day big bang.
Creationism evolves,
Including the rest.
19.
Careful selection.
Reform Party Convention.
Send in some more clowns.
20.
Election preview
Politic soundbites extreme
Cartoon characters
21.
Memories fading,
Flowers gone, lawns turned drab brown,
Tomorrow unclear.
22.
Tomato forgets,
one horrible, distant day,
which color to turn.
23.
Telephone numbers
fled to brain's dark recesses,
never to return.
24.
Tomato could sing,
not too well, mostly low notes,
fame came, soured, rotted.
25.
Tomato golfer
four-putts from forty-five feet,
claims she's having fun.
26.
Tomatoes asleep,
dreaming of roundness, redness,
adequate moisture.
27.
Worm on tomato,
crawling round, theorizes
Earth might not be square.
28.
Too fat tomato
takes up running, bores garden
with ecstatic tales.