SPAM Haiku 11101-11200

Move backwards to Numbers 11001-11100.

11101.
SPAMtanic verses
"Just pork!...Not wine, broads, or song"
Drunk girls sing loudly!

--Sigh Mon Rush Tea

11102.
Foul, malodorous
Pink salt block of porcine lard
Welfare food supreme

--Jo-Jo NO-NO

11103.
Compressed swine fragments
Arrives in its own spittle
Aaaah!.....SPAMbrosia

--Katy Didit

11104.
Sunset...Thunderstorm
Rainbows celebrating SPAM
Happy October

--Trique O'Treet

11105.
Holes in my lunchmeat
It's seriously distressed
SPAM weevils again

--Lilly White-Lamb, Medicine City OK.

11106.
SPAM not trick nor treat
All my windows are broken
Think I'd better move

--Twicker Tweet

11107.
Boston's a poor town
SPAM and prime rib just don't mix
But in the toilet

--Bean There, Dumb That, Boston's NG

11108.
Rusty can of SPAM
Bulging with Swineherd goodness
Saving up for steak

--Bean There, Dumb That, Boston's NG

11109.
Vintage SPAM for us
Candle light dining outdoors
Trailer park high life

--Shady Oaks TP, Danvers Rte.1

11110.
once happy mammal
spam pork shoulder and ham can
now tin pig prison

--Jugbo, anonymous

11111.
Monty Python song;
Eggs with endless sides of SPAM.
Vikings run amok!

--Jon Shelton, WrldNABox

11112.
Tortured, wretched self!
Fraught with sin, Hell bound, accursed . . .
Lost, but for thy SPAM.

--Jon Shelton, WrldNABox

11113.
Happy, playful pup,
Wagging tail, fetching, yipping!
Belly full of SPAM.

--Jon Shelton, WrldNABox

11114.
Sentient, conscious thing?
Dare I eat thee? Dare I sup?
What if you should rouse?!?

--Jon Shelton, WrldNABox

11115.
Clubfoot Bob is back!
Bring him wine, bring him music!
Fill his plate with SPAM.

--Jon Shelton, WrldNABox

11116.
No more the deposed.
Now I reign. See my glory--
My vaults are SPAM filled!

--Jon Shelton, WrldNABox

11117.
Unattended babe,
Pool of vomit, lifeless . . . dead.
Empty tin of SPAM!

--Jon Shelton, WrldNABox

11118.
Mom and Dad love me!
Christmas wishes all were met.
Big ol' box of SPAM!

--Jon Shelton, WrldNABox

11119.
SPAM Wonderful SPAM
One Can Of Smoke Flavored SPAM
It Stands For Spiced Ham

--Brad(The Almost Anonymous SPAM Fan0

11120.
SPAM Is Ham. It tastes
Like Ham. Eat It With A Clam.
SPAM SPAM SPAM Spiced Ham.

--Brad(The Almost Anonymous SPAM Fan)

11121.
the SHAM moves the script
many are confused; but in
the end, SPAM still sells

--Screamin' Phil Erickson, pje@haystack.mit.edu

11122.
Spamarama day!
Old freaks roll in velvet rut.
Dogs catch chunks mid-air.

--Lissa Anderson

11123.
When I grow up (soon!)
I will buy buckets of SPAM!
My one solemn vow.

--Chris "Maharis" Jehle, Maharis4Me@aol.com

11124.
Cast pearls before swine
Fishing is a calm pastime
But SPAM always "bites"

--George/Hahahahaaa

11125.
Play it again SPAM
And don't Bogart my meat....Cho--
Drifting back to sleep

--Hump the Dumpty, mither@goosed.comma

11126.
Hey! Cat got your tongue?
Put it back on the plate please
With the other SPAM

--Donnie Reardon

11127.
Bargain basement food
"Not a fart in a carload"
Must be Camel SPAM

--Roger Williams, RI

11128.
Nice new tan background
Will that help change the SPAMku?
Not on this planet!

--William Rogers, IR

11129.
Fraudulent protein
Disguised as pork bubble gum
Chew it and then blow

--Francine Phlatus, http://www.fart.com

11130.
SPAMbled eggs are cooked
toast ready for the eating
just like mom makes it

--Supersucka@aol.com

11131.
SPAM, baked beans, Terry
Gilliam. Oh what a day
for laugh and vomit.

--Nathan Hunter, Pachyderm6@aol.com

11132.
Let if fall slowly
Or pry SPAM out with a knife
These are the questions

--John Bonner, johnb@juniornet.com

11133.
SPAM juice left in can
Taken intravenously
A bad idea

--Supersucka

11134.
SPAM every morning
Arteriosclerosis
Angioplasty

--Supersucka

11135.
Pork shoulder delight
SPAMBURGER or SPAMwiches
Bought with your food stamps

--Supersucka

11136.
A precocious meat
In one end out the other
SPAM does burn rubber

--Spam Anderson

11137.
SPAM on the half shell
Goes down like salty oysters
But without the sex

--Spam Anderson

11138.
In the can I hear
One thousand screaming piglets
Praying for rye bread

--Spammy Davis Jr.

11139.
Oh to be a pig
Rendered and processed and canned
SPAM be thy ruin

--Spammy Davis Jr.

11140.
Dark and chill around
Maple smoke and crackling SPAM
The autumn campfire

--Grossy

11141.
Winter, behold SPAM.
Vision requires bad habits
Undercover food.

--heronymous anonymous

11142.
no cash flow or job
plastic is my sustenance
SPAM is comfort, charged

--SueJeanne Koh, suejeanne@yahoo.com

11143.
Chuck Heston's bad dream:
Huge SPAM tin pokes out of sand
"Damn you all to hell"

--Screamin' Phil Erickson, pje@haystack.mit.edu

11144.
Hell's Angels LOOK tough--
And yet...in the morning, they
All beg for their SPAM.

--Christopher "Maharis" Jehle, Maharis4Me@aol.com

11145.
Burpalicious treat!
Open can and just add meat.
The New Instant SPAM!

--Scratchie Duczyhinski, Chelsea Pigeons, Ma.

11146.
Japanese canned meat
Caused the Asian market crash.
Got a yen for SPAM?

--Ibetcha Doo

11147.
Dem. SPAM groping pols
Have a Rep. to live up to.
You know it's all SPAM.

--Monica's Man, You can call me Bill

11148.
Zip, flip, it's a trip....
A day in the Flasher Zone
Of just hanging out.

--Mommas Booty

11149.
Yo momma's booty
Hangs down to her knobby knees
Like slabs of warm SPAM

--Momma's Booty

11150.
If SPAM had the smell
Of dried, salted bacalao
We'd all have it licked.

--Dennis Maynard, Maverick St.

11151.
Arkansas SPAM man
Up to his dong in Trouble
Trouble is a sheep

--Lying, womanizing, draft dodging, dope smoking, sexual harassing, felon/pervert, And I know Bill

11152.
Desire behind me
I'm satisfied eating SPAM
And tossing cookies

--Sweet Pea, sweetpea@homenet.com

11153.
Tenderizing SPAM:
Beat your meat until flaccid--
5-7-and-5.

--Hanna & Her 5 Sisters, tom@chickenneck.com

11154.
SPAM brittle snack food
It's fruit of Fruit of The Loom
Great Halloween "trick"

--Nya-ha-ha

11155.
Cho-Cha-Cha-Cha SPAM
The hot new Latino dance
It's called "Yo Momma"

--Ferdinand Rivera

11156.
Believe in goodness
Eat SPAM, rice, and beans daily
And vote for Clinton

--Plantanos Way

11157.
Spiritual food
SPAM and a jug of white port
Commune with john gods

--Rev. Ben Dare, dundat@spirit.com

11158.
SPAM Gods pass no gas;
Neither do they accept prayers.
So I sit and schtink.

--This is Tom again

11159.
A fat gal named Kate
Who wrote a lot of SPAMku
Had skinny fingers.

--Katy's Friend, J, uno who

11160.
Bottomless SPAM meal
Caused the eternal flushing
That dried up the res.

--Neiland Prey, aNoNyMoUs

11161.
Visions of Fuji
Cherry blossom pink snow glow
SPAM's been here and gone

--Ahutaki Orwhat, ahutaki@spamnet.com

11162.
lonely autumn night
and I seek Tom Elliott
the SPAM ku master

--Sandra Seaman

11163.
midnight driving binge
the blue unseen in headlights
then resounding SPLAT

--Sandra Seaman

11164.
Can: Most royal blue
Contents: Salty liquid pink
Metaphor for life

--Sandra Seaman

11165.
insides gooshy pink
Coincidence? I think not.
So are my insides

--Sandra Seaman

11166.
Whata crocka crap!
SPAM spouting western boneheads--
You don't know SPAMku.

--It's me Tom Agin, So. Cal.

11167.
Trouser SPAM junkies......
Soccer moms and dogs in heat
Wanna getta head

--Its Tom Agin, So. Cal.

11168.
Versatile SPAM stuff
Panty liners for deisels
Huge, pink lump of love

--Gina DePena, Washst@oregone.com

11169.
your metal can skin
slices along my finger
blood mingles with grease

--haiku Mike, dg4101@juno.com

11170.
"Baked beans are off, how
'bout SPAM and eggs instead?" She
says, "I Don't Like SPAM!"

--Dedrick Frouglas

11171.
Author J. N. Cho,
Making a fortune with SPAM.
The book tastes better.

--Lee Malone, Leemalone@aol.com

11172.
SPAMites of the world
Now IS the time to unite
Under the pink flag!

--SPAMites & SPAMettes, United we puke

11173.
Petrified remains
Of a long forgotten meal
Nice SPAM paperweights

--Antiquer

11174.
Fields of snow await
Imprinting of hot used SPAM
Symphony of steam

--Wandering Wanda C., Wash. DC

11175.
Never season SPAM
Never Spring it as a meal
Never let it Fall

--Summer Winter, Princess, of course.....Howdy!

11176.
Pink engulfed by pink
Unidentifiable--
Slowly......turning brown

--Felix Itallman

11177.
Asexual SPAM
Middle of the road swine stuff
White line type of food

--Richard Simmons

11178.
Once I became SPAM
I had to lie, cheat, pervert--
Like most demoncrats.

--Happy Holloweenie, Capt. SPAMerica

11179.
Haunted by Hormel
I up my Prozac by 10.....
Next patient, Ms. Fatz.

--Dr. Myeye

11180.
Pubic hair in SPAM
Announces recent usage
"Tammy, come here please..."

--Tammy's Bud

11181.
frost covered window
food stamps haven't arrived yet
damn, broke the spam key

--Tony Torres, torres@moomedia.com

11182.
To be eating SPAM
Not a terribly sane thought
Like spring ice-fishing

--M. Hatter, dcox@azstarnet.com

11183.
SPAM so incomplete
Without another to hold
Lonely, lonely SPAM

--M. Hatter, dcox@azstarnet.com

11184.
To be resistant
To all forms of ridicule
Real men buy do SPAM.

--M. Hatter, dcox@azstarnet.com

11185.
Inquisitive pink,
gelled to perfection and canned;
love to eat them, SPAM

--M. Hatter, dcox@azstarnet.com

11186.
See SPAM, see SPAM runs
Toilet.....machine gun spattered
Chocolate remnants

--Dennis Dripping, Bangor Me.

11187.
Water hurries in
Filling holes left by geese feet
Fleeing SPAM feeders

--AnOnymOUs

11188.
Chocolate covered
Say, this isn't chocolate........
Hey, that wasn't SPAM

--Chocolate Thunder

11189.
Georgia broads pretty;
Pretty horny, need some SPAM.
Gimmie girls....they be.

--Beware Boyz, Atlanta Ga.

11190.
Once upon a time
I ate SPAM and enjoyed life
Before I ate SPAM.

--Dead n' Gone, RIP Apieceoff@silentnet.com

11191.
Packed in jelly fish
Pig embryos, veal of pork
Await dissection

--I'm a Larry

11192.
In Massachusetts
We promote and elect SPAM.
Dump all Bubba's boys!

--SPAMassachusetts

11193.
Fibrous pink tissue
Malignant bestial tumors
Packed in Vaseline

--SAD, sadt@vedu.com

11194.
Miscarried porklets
Pulled from the slop pile unwashed
Mashed and canned for SPAM

--Jack Adams, Shorty@dot.com

11195.
Jesus had some SPAM
Shared it with the apostles
Judas got revenge!

--scatdog, scatdog69@hotmail.com

11196.
T'was the night before
We dined on pink Spamball stew
Stomach pumpin' good

--Cloud Farmer

11197.
Spamama mia!
You fry-a some crispy SPAM
You fix shoes mama?

--spamigo

11198.
Have you ever seen
Expiration date on SPAM:
Ninteen ninety-n.

--DPhoenix

11199.
New! SPAM Slices... Great
Idea! Folks who like it
Aren't safe with a knife.

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com

11200.
One small step for SPAM,
A giant step for Spamkind--
Fat-free, salt-free SPAM!

--Antique Astronut, J. Carr Dorchester. Hey Jim!