Move backwards to Numbers 12601-12700.
12701.
Millennium meat
No missing digits in here
Just pink potted pork!
--dr. soo dho nimh12702.
--char, serendipity@canoemail.com
microwaveable
sometimes, sadly, it explodes
next time set on low
12703.
--char, serendipity@canoemail.com
time capsule of spam
it will not biodegrade
save it for my kids
12704.
--Reed Monroe
Mercury flyboys:
"We are not SPAM in a can!"
Capsules get windows.
12705.
--Reed Monroe
Y2K hoarders,
misguided, stock lots of SPAM.
The crisis deepens.
12706.
--Reed Monroe
SPAM Haiku contest
First prize is one small blue can
Second prize, two cans
12707.
--Chase, billchase2@yahoo.com
I love SPAM so much
It is so very slimy
Here, have some fake meat!
12708.
--andrew milner, raptor83@juno.com
skunks, pigs, and monkeys
these three tihngs mixed together
boiled and baked make SPAM
12709.
--Reed Monroe
A boy and his dog
Dig for canned peaches, post-war
They find only SPAM
12710.
--Reed Monroe
In Road Warrior,
That scene where Gibson eats SPAM,
Who was his stunt man?
12711.
--Reed Monroe
A mafioso
disappears; where did he go?
Oh, he's in the can.
12712.
--Reed Monroe
I'm your destiny.
I have waited a long time.
But you'll eat me yet.
12713.
--Reed Monroe
Archetypical,
Eternal, dreaded blue can
You will come to me.
12714.
--Hollywood Bonfire
took spam to the prom
opened the can afterwards
had my way with it
12715.
--Wake Up Folks!, Get tested for HCV today!
Why bother to vote?
Fat sleeping pols getting head--
Make them all eat SPAM!
12716.
--Naked SPAM and Youse Guys, Aninnymous Anonymouse
How's the SPAM hanging
You old SPAMku Jacks and Jills?
Let it all hang out!
12717.
--Andy J Spammenheimer, Spam@Lunceonloaf.com
Tell me which is worse
A bullet in the brain pan
Or SPAM for dessert
12718.
--Andy J. Spammenheimer, SPAMBEGOOD.com
Doc says SPAM hurt brain
Me Think SPAM cause head to hurt
Brain damaged by SPAM
12719.
--Fat Pols Don't Eat SPAM, but they do eat it!
I was raised on SPAM
Saturated day and night--
Life in the U.S.
12720.
--Northern Redneck, redneckghetto@Bangor.com
Bangor Maine uh-huh
Home of Old Duke/SPAM winos
It's a real leg pit
12721.
--Bubba Boom, Whoa, Gee and all that yip!
Don't you just love SPAM
The slime-dog food of the poor?
True Redneck vittles.
12722.
--Spacy Gracie, You can kiss my Spam!
Gotta get me some
Chaw a wad of pure, pink, pork--
And blow chunks tonight!
12723.
--Spacie Gracie,, You can kiss my pink SPAM!
We're all animals.
Run and take a mirrored peek
Societal SPAM!
12724.
--Al Gore Wants Some Of This, ]:-{>
Lips that kissed Clinton's
Will never kiss mine or yours--
Or lick the SPAM can.
12725.
--elducci@netscape.net
Potted meat beauty
Bread yearns for its fulfillment
My nourishment found
12726.
--Howie Carr dumps at the resevoir, and blames the dogs!
Howie my man, Carr,
Fat, fuglee, balding and rude--
The perils of SPAM.
12727.
--Curb your vegans, It's the law.
Vegans of the world
Know ye not your meaty bods,
All ye spawn of SPAM.
12728.
--chloe, izaak..machine@yahoo.com
look up in the sky
is it a bird, a plane--no
it is superSPAM
12729.
--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com
spam: covered in gel
protected by a tin can
why is it hiding?
12730.
--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com
spam in a sandwich
one slice of pennysmart cheese
ghetto on ghetto
12731.
--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com
a cold, lonely wind
drains the feeling from my heart
did I dream of spam?
12732.
--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com
strange, pink, and meaty.
curiosity and fear.
spam? I need a clue.
12733.
--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com
a brave man eats spam.
what about the cerebral?
they find a brave man.
12734.
--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com
a cold, sweaty angst.
swelling, churning nausea.
captured in a can.
12735.
--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com
surplus spam on toast.
a breakfast fit for a king!
here king! come here boy!
12736.
--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com
Strange, pink anti-meat
served warm with chilled french champagne.
Still, it tastes like SPAM.
12737.
--Craig Beresford, crbdmsb@gateway.net
Look! Up in the sky!
Is it a bird or a plane?
No, I guess it's SPAM.
12738.
--SpamBentsen
A googolplex or
the set of all SPAM Haiku.
Which is the larger?
12739.
--Paula Treu
SPAM the horrid thing
It haunts me during the night
Please someone kill it
12740.
--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com
brown leaves waft earthward
pink spam plummets to the floor
mom, the dog is sick
12741.
--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com
spam can in the sun
musty, fetid odor rose
that's normal for spam
12742.
--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com
crunchy frost needles
a bare bulb, long dead, dangles
cold spam for breakfast
12743.
--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com
new leaves seek the light
in the dark, the spam turns green
life and death cycle
12744.
--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com
Kierkegaard said, "SPAM:
Man's meat approximation...
to reality."
12745.
--Fakin' Jamaican, And Shakin' de Bacon
SPAM jam with de ham
Make for de good lovin' man
And beast both agree.
12746.
--Howie Kak Carr, bald, fuglee, fat and ignorant in RI
Falling cans of SPAM
Grease rainbows in my urine
Flatulent nightmares
12747.
--Craig Beresford, crbdmsb@gateway.net
SPAM, maps, Pam's, and amps...
Who'd have thought that four letters
Could be so useful?
12748.
--Butt N.Cheek, The ghet'to O.P. Boston Ma.
You gotta admit
SPAM is some damned good pink stuff--
Save money, buy crack!
12749.
--Butt N.Cheek, The ghet'to O.P. Boston Ma.
Massachusetts Yes!
SPAM is king of Wellesley too--
The other leg pit.
12750.
--Bob Weiner, drbobw@flash.net
Purse from a sow's ear?
I put my money where my
ham was: my SPAM bank!
12751.
--Rana, Rana@Rana.org
SPAM is; SPAM has been,
SPAM will be until the day
When it will have been.
12752.
--Rana, Rana@Rana.org
Yearly, SPAM is born,
But never is it consumed;
Accumulating.
12753.
--Mr. Boston, In the leg pit of the east.
Not a bad city
When you take out the FAT pols--
Let them all eat SPAM!
12754.
--Monica "Marty" Meehan, Apologist to "Bildo" The Pres.
My SPAM is crunchy
Does SPAM really have raisins?
Do raisins have legs?
12755.
--Dump and Run, More kids mean more welfare monies.
Have you had your SPAM
Vitamins for the needy?
Support the virile!
12756.
--Stomp out HCV & do nothing pols!, Check out www.hepatitis-central.com
Yes, we all love SPAM
Though toxic to the liver
If you've got Hep C
12757.
--Cathy, DonCathy2
Doesn't look too good.
I don't think I should eat it.
What if I get sick?
12758.
--Cathy, DonCathy2
Something's in this can.
What is it that is in here?
Open something else.
12759.
--Cathy, DonCathy2
Let's create a food
Real smelly and repulsive
Then let's call it SPAM.
12760.
--Anonymous
What's to eat tonight?
That pink stuff on the table?
Hope it isn't SPAM.
12761.
--isleoftara@hotmail.com
Crave it best one can,
Blended, drinking, viscous SPAM.
Better than Green Eggs...
12762.
--Spamma the Hut, mike.konczewski@hboc.com
Yoda says to Luke,
"Avoiding SPAM you must be,
From Dark Side comes it."
12763.
--Y2Kan, mike.konczewski@hboc.com
The year 2000
will be no problem for me;
I have lots of SPAM.
12764.
--Kathleen Locke, MiaoMx@aol.com
Undulating flesh
Meat flavored bubble gum block
I puke at the thought.
12765.
--Cathy, DonCathy
What's that awful smell?
It smells like something's rotting.
Naw. It's just the SPAM.
12766.
--Steven Rudolph
The Queen Bee Judges
Swarming over our entries
State Fair SPAM panic
12767.
--Steven Rudolph
He blushed so deeply
His cheeks calling to me NOW!
Like two SPAM pieces
12768.
--Mark Dainty, Mark@zipack.co.uk
Unlike rotting fish
Or rancid like an old clam
Joy is brought with SPAM
12769.
--Hilarity Klinton, Watch out NY!
Oh Hillarity
You stood by your horny man--
Should have served him SPAM.
12770.
--Another Drunken Fat Pol, Mass. is full fo them
The SPAM poster boy
Ted Kennedy's car has killed--
More folks than my guns.
12771.
--Gina Butera, gbutera@rad.edu
SPAM filet of pork,
The political symbol
Of our once great land.
12772.
--Spacy Gracie, says "You can kiss my SPAM!"
Dog rocketed SPAM
Thaws out in the springtime sun--
My pet's time capsules.
12773.
--Spacy Gracie, says "You can kiss my SPAM!"
Stink finger SPAMku
Bed and breakfast food supreme--
Get tested for AIDS!
12774.
--The First Lady Felon, Bites the Big Apple!
Spare change for some SPAM?
New York needs classier bums--
Hillary's coming.
12775.
--spamming in the night
Prepare, Eat, Vomit
SPAM, SPAM? You are not Ham, Ham?
I hug the toilet
12776.
--Ani Skywalker, Ani@skywalker.com
Raised on Tatooine
Hardly anything to eat
SPAM is my diet
12777.
--Leeloni smith, wonder@netexpressway.com
Now wait a second
SPAM ain't got no bones: don't try
Surgery on it
12778.
--Yoda, Yoda@dagobah.com
like spam, i do. yes.
good it is, gives power much
eat, young padawan
12779.
--Get Rid of Richard Steele , He's in with the Mafia
Since his SPAM transplant
Referee Richard Steele sucks
Softballs through jackstraws
12780.
--Peasie Head's Anon., Don't even think of barbering us!
I sit and watch SPAM
Melt into the desert sand
Untouched uncared for.
12781.
--Daisy Dulong, Canada of course
Cherry blossoms fall
Sickeningly on my SPAM--
Air splits in the sun.
12782.
--Daisy Dulong, Canada of course
I love my country
But have sex with your country--
We're all quite lame here.
12783.
--Pick one bomb from column #1, Fortune Cookie say" Don't steal no more secrets Jack!"
Bombed the Embassy
The little guys are sure pissed--
Send 'em SPAM take out.
12784.
--The Ghost of Hellen Keller, Madam Gyps Ye's Seance Kitchen.
.`.`` .`.`` ...`.. .``. `.`.``.
Is braille for "SPAM bites the bag!"--
Even in the dark!
12785.
--The Ghost of Hellen Keller, Madam Gyps Ye's Seance Kitchen.
You must be truthful
And if you smell 'em, tell 'em--
SPAM, take a fat douche!
12786.
--Heidi Hottdogg aka Karen Carpenter, Blow chunks for safe sex.
Having eaten SPAM
In vomitarious throes
I celebrate SPAM.
12787.
--princess kitty & prince Dis
We cry for the parts
that we shamelessly can't eat
unless it is SPAM.
12788.
--Anonymous
SPAM, when eaten, makes
my guts rebel, my brain as
well. Quit SPAM? Never!
12789.
--Anonymous
SPAM, the shitpie from
hell with the Devil's market-
ing skill. More pie please.
12790.
--Tbone4
Satan's Powerful-
ly Alluring Meat. Soil your
mouth, ruin your pants.
12791.
--Tbone4
SPAM so sublime. All
of life's beauty and pain in-
side. Puncture the can.
12792.
--Tbone4
Give SPAM a stab. Pig
guts in your guts. Oh what a
feeling, oink boink ouch.
12793.
--Tbone4
SPAM--God and Satan's
compromise. Evil condu-
it in a grace shroud.
12794.
--Marky Rebel, Marky_Rebel@anti-social.com
SPAM, SPAM served in 'Nam
Hippies didn't give a damn
Viet-Cong cookout
12795.
--Marky R.
tick-tock-tick-tock-tick...<
BOOM! Gelatinous SPAM bits
All over the walls
12796.
--Tbone4
In my soulmate's eye
Her misty dark mirrors--I
See SPAM and shudder
12797.
--John Ferrari
Perfect complexion
of a young supermodel
as smooth as new SPAM.
12798.
--John Ferrari
SPAM has done so much
Congress honors it: Names SPAM
the national--what?
12799.
--John Ferrari
Berlin: JFK
says, "Ich bin ein SPAM-meister"
and Europe feels safe.
12800.
--John Ferrari
SPAM, you are the most
unnatural of all meats--
factory foodstuff.