SPAM Haiku 18901-19000

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18901.
Blobs of fat and ham.
Not a trace of marjoram.
SPAM!--Ad nauseam.

--steve osiecki

18902.
SPAM like a princess
Delightful pink on my tongue
Our dance has begun

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

18903.
SPAM colored crayon
Draw little piggies with flair
Matchbook art classes

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

18904.
Should I buy that SPAM
Or pay my school tuition
Aye but there's the rub

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

18905.
Oh! Watch it wobble...
Yon golden ham pretender
Destination turd

--steve smith, scsmith17@yahoo.com

18906.
The Gods consume it
Earthly gelatinous goo
We thank thee Jesus

--steve smith, scsmith17@yahoo.com

18907.
rectangular can
concealing mankind's wonder
hogs happily gave

--steve smith, scsmith17@yahoo.com

18908.
the towers fell down
and on earth but one remains
our SPAMly hero

--steve smith, scsmith@yahoo.com

18909.
watch with fetid breath
as youngsters don silverware
casserole awaits

--steve smith, scsmith@yahoo.com

18910.
SPAM bam thank you ma'am
I porked you then I snuck out
You're easy, like SPAM

--steve smith, scsmith@yahoo.com

18911.
the plastic fork bends
with the elastic pressure
of rubberized meat

--steve smith, scsmith17@yahoo.com

18912.
i pee on a tree
where also does a dog, but
no dog'd touch my SPAM

--Lee Wilson

18913.
The SPAM man comes home.
He then watches SPAM T.V.
He says, "What's for lunch?"

--Shadowpig14

18914.
SPAM is lifeless slop.
They should kill those losers who
create the death meat.

--Shadowpig14

18915.
If I loved death meat
I would buy a large shotgun
and make you shoot me.

--Shadowpig14

18916.
Wonderful SPAM-ness
I like bread and butter lots,
but SPAM? Jeez, Hormel.

--D. C., daniemur@juno.com

18917.
The texture of SPAM
is unknown to many folk
scared since they were three.

--D. C., daniemur@juno.com

18918.
SPAM overdosage
Sickeningly evilness
The sparkling spackle

--D. C., daniemur@juno.com

18919.
The "meat" is painful
All is fair in love and SPAM
Can you feel the pain?

--D. C., daniemur@juno.com

18920.
The SPAM has mojo
It rises from the deepness--
Deepness of its can

--D. C., daniemur@juno.com

18921.
I contemplate SPAM.
I think of SPAM, describe it,
And now my brain hurts.

--Shadowpig14

18922.
The great samurai,
defeated, starves in prison.
"My kingdom for SPAM!"

--Shadowpig14

18923.
My moron brother
couldn't write a good SPAMku
if it would kill him.

--Shadowpig14

18924.
change shape of SPAM can
to resemble a shovel
can digs its own grave

--kong1560@aol.com

18925.
Vegetarian
Late night secret obsession
Dreams of SPAM haiku

--marietti andretti brown, dmbrown@snet.net

18926.
river of tears flows
through canyon of empty cans
Basho cries "SPAM's gone!"

--marietti andretti brown, dmbrown@snet.net

18927.
Hideous artform
Grey day for humanity
SPAM haiku is here

--marietti andretti brown, dmbrown@snet,net

18928.
Anticipation
Heats my mental hibachi
I read SPAM haiku

--marietti andretti brown, dmbrown@snet.net

18929.
Sleepless, I compose
by counting on my fingers.
I write SPAM haiku.

--marietti andretti brown, dmbrown@snet.net

18930.
Issa wept aloud
Why didn't I think of that?
He read SPAM haiku

--marietti andretti brown, dmbrown@snet.net

18931.
Basho turns over
In his venerated grave
He never ate SPAM

--marietti andretti brown, dmbrown@snet.net

18932.
The fly wrings her hands
No SPAM for fly, cricket sings
The screen door is closed

--marietti andretti brown, dmbrown@snet.net

18933.
Weary from eating
Hawaiians write poetry
Unique SPAM haiku

--marietti andretti brown, dmbrown@snet.net

18934.
Salty pink meat cube
spawns new genre of haiku.
Eviscerated.

--marietti andretti brown, dmbrown@snet.net

18935.
"I write SPAM haiku"
To poetry professor
Massive heart attack

--marietti andretti brown, dmbrown@snet.net

18936.
No ephemera
No seasons mark this haiku
Only love of SPAM

--marietti andretti brown, dmbrown@snet.net

18937.
Hormel Bankruptcy!!
They used Enron accounting!!
I wake bathed in sweat.

--Junkyard God

18938.
Casserole or loaf?
Grilled or raw? I can't decide!
Please stop the madness!!

--Junkyard God

18939.
"A good wine with SPAM?"
"None." But, the waiter suggests
A vintage Draino.

--Junkyard God

18940.
Spend the night with me.
We'll get some SPAM and do things.
Money's no object.

--Junkyard God

18941.
Of course, I love you...
...and eating your SPAM cooking.
Just loosen the cuffs.

--Junkyard God

18942.
Oh, glorious SPAM!
You are my bread and butter
Once I am insane.

--Shadowpig14

18943.
The baby cries out.
Raised on SPAM, he gains much weight.
Heart attacks all night.

--Shadowpig14

18944.
SPAM shoes and SPAM hats.
SPAM-shaped soap and SPAM place mats.
It's the SPAM bazaar!

--Shadowpig14

18945.
SPAMku is my vent
Of creativity, but
My teachers hate it.

--Shadowpig14

18946.
I don't really care.
I'll write SPAMku until I
Die, just to bug them.

--Shadowpig14

18947.
SPAM supply poisoned.
The Terrorists' plan backfires:
"It's New And Improved!!"

--Junkyard God

18948.
A valentine gift:
roses, diamonds, and love songs,
sculptured hearts of SPAM.

--Shannon Welch

18949.
A boy and his SPAM:
the innocence and jelly,
pure youth and pure goo.

--Shannon Welch

18950.
No one heard the cry:
Attention, processed meat fans!
Drink Kool-Aid, eat SPAM!

--Shannon Welch

18951.
Tiny penis man
who is really poor, tries SPAM
dick. Unsuccessful.

--Shadowpig14

18952.
Weird SPAM concoctions
Are my mother's specialty.
Moving far someday.

--Shadowpig14

18953.
Bad SPAM inventions:
SPAM implants, SPAM soap, SPAM wig,
SPAM deodorant.

--Shadowpig14

18954.
My SPAM rifle fires.
Strikes bin Laden without death.
Damn the SPAM arms shop!

--Shadowpig14

18955.
Pitiful children
Are making fun of my SPAM,
My only good friend.

--Shadowpig14

18956.
Thank God for SPAMku!
Without it, how would I waste
all of my free time?

--Shadowpig14

18957.
It's a funny thing
How people write such rubbish
(SPAM-ku waste your time)

--The Grim Reaper

18958.
Name is optional
E-mail is optional too
SPAM-ku?--Requirement!

--Moderator

18959.
Dusty? Musty? No!
Rusty? Fusty? Trusty? No!!!
I'll just call it "SPAM."

--Angus Murray

18960.
Feeling creative?
Submit another SPAM-ku!
No-one will read it!

--Angus Murray

18961.
stupid broken ring
i can open my own SPAM?
shows just what you know!

--charlie and lindsay, anti_famacide@youareadork.com

18962.
inside can of blue
dead people and old dog food
would you like some SPAM?

--Charlie and Lindsay, anti_famacide@youareadork.com

18963.
SEE SPAM HIDING THERE,
INCOGNITO BENEATH EGGS,
MUCH TOO SQUARE TO HIDE.

--JAMES B. PETERS

18964.
Seems SPAM is the fare,
No difference what I want--
For SPAM's all I got!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

18965.
Love is in the air
Like the scent of new, freshly
opened cans of SPAM.

--Shadowpig14

18966.
Myers is fat green
Scottish SPAM eating hero
Man riding his ass

--Thomas, youranimus@msn.com

18967.
Rocky's head is SPAM.
The only damage is a
dent; that's how he won.

--tyler maynes

18968.
Snow White ate bad SPAM.
She fainted and the prince came.
He kissed and woke her.

--Anonymous

18969.
looney toons like SPAM
people on tv like SPAM
real people don't though

--angelo caligiuri

18970.
cold steel smashing bone
adrenalized psychopaths
skull fragments scoop SPAM

--E.W. Herman

18971.
crows feed on a corpse
a cruel and bitter wind blows
rusting old SPAM can

--e.w.herman

18972.
Canada quibbles
over lost golden medals--
award them all SPAM

--SPAMthropologist

18973.
He listlessly stares
at the slick meaty mixture;
eyes roll--stomach turns.

--SPAMthropologist

18974.
SPAM frying on stove
the dead that will not lay down
a lost vacant stare

--E.W..Herman

18975.
on the razor's edge
in search of the lost patrol
thumb tip in the SPAM

--E.W. Herman ( a.k.a. Renaldo E. Gomes , Eddie v. Herman)

18976.
liquid SPAM and straw
my psychotic episode
a dark pirate flag

--e.w.herman

18977.
Awful dinner flub--
SPAM served with beets and merlot.
The carpet ruined.

--SPAMthropologist

18978.
Found enlightenment.
SPAM was there. Decided I'd
Rather be sinful.

--Ananda, AnandaJi42@aol.com or JanetBT@aol.com

18979.
In the end, all dies.
In the void, just one remains.
Sadly, SPAM don't die.

--Ananda, AnandaJi42@aol.com or JanetBT@aol.com

18980.
It's a roll of dice.
A game of pure chance to see.
Might die after SPAM.

--Ananda, AnandaJi42@aol.com or JanetBT@aol.com

18981.
Rainy, lonely day.
In my robe, I sit and mope.
SPAM was served today.

--Ananda, AnandaJi42@aol.com or JanetBT@aol.com

18982.
Time for submission.
Follow the sound of my voice.
The SPAM awaits you!

--Shadowpig14

18983.
If you can eat SPAM
You undoubtedly could eat
Almost anything

--Gene Schwimmer

18984.
Buy SPAM or buy dog
Food, whichever is cheaper
They both taste the same

--Gene Schwimmer

18985.
"SPAM," spelled backwards, is
"MAPS"--betcha didn't know that
Well, you know it, now

--Gene Schwimmer

18986.
I can't stop writing
SPAM haiku--could I have too
Much time on my hands?

--Gene Schwimmer

18987.
O, unholy mass
Of meat-like substance bound with
Some kind of filler

--Gene Schwimmer

18988.
my parents love SPAM
my siblings adore SPAM too
why do I hate it?

--Andrew Jay, AJayandCo@aol.com

18989.
filthy greasy taste
concentrated BSE
cheap and nasty SPAM

--Andrew Jay

18990.
heaven can't compare
with chemical visual
kraft dinner and SPAM

--mattie, mattiehad@hotmail.com

18991.
broken bone and blood
the scent of SPAM on the wind
a wolf walks lightly

--E.W. Herman

18992.
dark iron cities
an ancient despotism
soma mixed with SPAM

--e.herman

18993.
concrete all around
the third eye and nirvana
a guru chants--SPAM-------------------

--e.w herman

18994.
a pierced studded tongue
Iraqi scrotum goatee
some tattoos and SPAM

--e.herman

18995.
There's only one man--
SPAM. Is he a man? Dunno.
Don't really care though.

--Wafflesposer, djwaffles21@hotmail.com

18996.
I sup on the pink.
Down the hall I go spewing--
a porcine fountain.

--James Gillespie

18997.
My eyes are pink glazed.
An alien invades me!
Chest bursts. Baby SPAM.

--James Gillespie

18998.
Is SPAM a gay meat?
Metaphors abound for that.
Alternative pork.

--James Gillespie

18999.
uneasy jabber
a sinister deviant
SPAM between the teeth

--E.Herman

19000.
SPAM used for dog food
vicious canine mutation
a butterfly lands

--ewherman