SPAM Haiku 19101-19200

Move backwards to Numbers 19001-19100.

19101.
SPAM, that funny stuff
is it edible? who knows?
it's pink and slimy

--Frandito-bandito-gordito-borito Gonzalaz

19102.
French figure skate judge
decrees SPAM more tasty than
prosciutto: This stinks!

--Milford Pigboy

19103.
Treet is not a treat.
Deviled ham is worse than SPAM,
and that's what's to eat!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19104.
Specialty processed
I don't know what-something-meat
shouldn't come in cans.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19105.
I come on with SPAM.
Next thing I know she's leaving!--
Or, is that heaving?

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19106.
If SPAM were a pill
wouldn't it still taste like swill?
Oh, I think you know.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19107.
SPAM so good and warm,
you are so thick and meaty.
I hope I don't puke.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19108.
SPAM for career girls.
Bright, shiny, greasy, and pink ...
Need to find a sink!!!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19109.
I'm drunk now baby
but I got to be, or I
could never eat that!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19110.
Do you think SPAM means
something else than what we think?
Sick Pink Anus Meat?

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19111.
I ate sooooooo much SPAM.
What the hell was I thinking!?
Now I'm just puking.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19112.
Rock-hard, frozen SPAM
may make a poor substitute
for a jawbreaker.

--Shadowpig14

19113.
I don't like this world
SPAM is on the rise they say
No SPAM on the moon

--Dave Clopper, Dave_Clopper@accounting4u.com

19114.
Underneath my nails
Proof of clawing in the night.
SPAM you are my bitch.

--Bill Dye, askplunket@yahoo.com

19115.
Oozing and trembling
You fall out of your can, SPAM
And soon out of mine.

--Bill Dye, askplunket@yahoo.com

19116.
Please mother NO! SPAM
on bagels is not kosher
and I'm a good Jew!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19117.
My mother always
Insisted I ate my SPAM.
That's why I'm gone now.

--Shadowpig14

19118.
Pagans dance and cheer
around a Stonehenge of SPAM.
Vegans disappear.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19119.
Cool SPAM lip smoothie:
Greases 'em up, and it's PINK!
Come kiss me baby!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19120.
Eating SPAM is fun
Poking at this pink substance
Yum! Let's take a nap

--Michael, UsedJello4sale@aol.com

19121.
Hot batter fried SPAM
In a white wine sauce with herbs
Nectar of the Gods

--Angus Murray

19122.
January SPAM
frozen solid in its can.
Now that's providence!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19123.
From first felony
to Death Row, Earl wanted his
last meal to be SPAM.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

19124.
Herman's SPAM-ku suck!
Most of them do not make sense.
Please stop the madness!

--Anonymous...re: e.w. herman

19125.
Mister Miyagi
recommended SPAM to me.
Breakfast of champions.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19126.
SPAM's mysteries are
eternal. This way I know
my SPAM will go on.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19127.
Presidential SPAM
would get my vote. I'm so sick
of pigs in office!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19128.
SPAM in the toilet
just cuts out the middle man.
Save myself some time.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19129.
Meaty, beautiful
As the setting sun sinks down
Like ocean, swallow.

--Michael Brett, alexander.brett@btinternet.com

19130.
My father made me
I like the bread and butter
Unnatural SPAM

--Brash Nash, Brash_Nash@stopushingthebutton.com

19131.
Scoobie spots the SPAM,
dripping and wet from the bog.
Damn you meddling kids!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19132.
The baby SPAMducks
skim lightly across the pond.
A future breakfast.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19133.
A race of pink smurfs.
SPAM has mutated their genes.
Now they are outcasts.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19134.
A wicked wind blows...
The SPAM raises its large head
and scans the vast waste.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19135.
I'm in the market
when I spy a can of SPAM
in her cart. Oh yeah!!!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19136.
I don't like pickles...
I don't like SPAM...But maybe
if you combined them?

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19137.
It's true I'm fond of
the ellipse...But SPAM makes me
wax poetic'ly.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19138.
SPAM with chili for
lunch was probably the worst
mistake of my life.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19139.
SPAM is your mission,
should you choose to accept it,
YOU will self-destruct.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19140.
I write my SPAM-ku
on pink paper. It helps me
to not go insane.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19141.
Robert the moron.
Can't comprehend SPAM. He will
Never get laid. Ha!

--Shadowpig14

19142.
Why the blue can? SPAM
and Picasso were both in
their blue periods.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19143.
SPAM and plum pudding
with just a touch of poison.
A feast fit for kings.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19144.
SPAM and cholera
seem closely linked in my mind,
having nearly died.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19145.
SPAM fully equipped.
The kitchen of tomorrow.
It opens itself!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19146.
Greasy SPAM laundry,
still greasy after the wash.
The stain stick won't work.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19147.
I keep my SPAM on
the shelf next to the pepto.
It's just easier.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19148.
I buzz around you
just like a moth to the SPAM.
Fly too close, then die.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19149.
Shipwrecked with my SPAM.
Introduce it to natives.
No more coconuts.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19150.
SPAM on my best tie.
Out, out damn spot! I cry. La-
dy Macbeth must die!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19151.
Hey man, what's all that
pink goo and jelly? My SPAM
got away from me!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19152.
How do you like my
new SPAMsucker suit Mildred?
Mildred?...God! She's dead!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19153.
I query the SPAM.
It has no answers for me.
Name, rank, and number.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19154.
Everyone eats in
this superb SPAMocracy.
I will see to it.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19155.
How can one cure SPAM?
Purell SPAM sanitizer
will kill all microbes.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19156.
How can I help son?
You look positively green.
Oh no! My new rug!!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19157.
Began reading at
17000. Went back
to read them all. Why?

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19158.
Now I see there's new
SPAM-ku. How will I ever
catch up now? Kill me.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19159.
I keep a detailed
log of all my SPAM-ku. I
am crazy. So what?

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19160.
I lost count today
of all the SPAM-ku I wrote.
I think that is good.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19161.
If you ate a can
of SPAM, no matter your shame,
you're vegan no more.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19162.
All these a desp'rate
try to avoid all my work--
or, a cry for help?

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19163.
Inject SPAM into
you and be superhuman!
Chicks dig the heroes...

--Alan Jones, invicktus@aol.com

19164.
kooks, cranks, and crazies
liquified SPAM and a straw
a nice fruit basket

--E.W.Herman

19165.
Eating SPAM has changed
me--I can't remember how
to open the tin.

--Scott Smith, sssmith@us.edu

19166.
Great contribution
to art--my SPAMku is one
of nineteen thousand.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

19167.
more SPAM "haiku" for
anonymous snivelers
who luvs ya baby

--e-w-herman

19168.
a zombie birdhouse
full of creeps and psychotics
tongue stud impales SPAM

--E.W.Herman

19169.
bottom feeders suck
light and space from a SPAM cube
at your ma-mas house

--ew herm

19170.
a bunch in his thong
SPAM grease for lubed buggery
"anonymous" punk

--Anonymous

19171.
Sliced with SPAM my moin.
Edible fillet up groin.
The pain--the pleasure!!

--Lauren Hanley, djwaffles21@hotmail.com

19172.
SPAM in a jungle
Key broken, primates angry
Steaming monkey lust

--RW Badley, rwbadley@hotmail.com

19173.
The laundry again.
So sad, I eat SPAM and cry.
I have no tears left.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19174.
Kids remember, this
episode was brought to you
by the letter SPAM.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19175.
The pink nothingness
of SPAM. I ponder your rid-
dle and laugh and laugh.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19176.
Oh Dunderbeck how
could you be so mean. Poor pink
piggies in your cream?

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19177.
Oh putrid SPAM! Thou
art a disgusting food stuff.
Me thinks I shall give!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19178.
Aye SPAM, but you are
a lovely fruit in my bowl!
I cleave thee and eat.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19179.
I built in the yard
a circle of blue cans, my
personal SPAMhenge.

--Chuck Beard

19180.
Oh SPAM of lovely
putrescence. My lady doth
rebuke thee and me.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19181.
Many speckled SPAM
what a colored coat you wear.
I, pink paint the stair.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19182.
Yummy, good ol' SPAM
Made of greasy, salty ham
My coronaries!

--J-Dog

19183.
SPAM and D&D
The perfect combination
I'll never be loved...

--J-Dog

19184.
Locked in a basement
Living on nothing but SPAM
I write SPAM-ku...*sob*

--Anonymous

19185.
"I can now have SPAM"
Said Sam to eat with green eggs
The good Doctor's dead

--G. E. Sutton, gesutton@hotmail.com

19186.
The High-Lord decrees,
"The peasants shall be fed SPAM!"
The people revolt.

--Tommy WItty, lord_soth4367@yahoo.com

19187.
What is SPAM to me?
Ground-up fatty pig entrails
formed into can shape.

--Phil Krause, flipnkitty@aol.com

19188.
The monarch of SPAM
dispenses meat and justice
and Pepto-Bismol.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19189.
May I have some beer
to wash down this putrid SPAM?
...I need to get drunk.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19190.
History purports
that rats brought plague, but I think
it was really SPAM.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19191.
Oh how I long for
a career in the "SPAM field."
A SPAM Ph.D.!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19192.
At first my friends thought
I was a genius. Now they
just think I'm insane.

--Little Anderson, little_anderson@hotmail.com

19193.
SPAM, pink mystery,
Gelatinous, extruded,
Homogenized pigs.

--Anonymous

19194.
Oh sweet, sweet, SPAMling
take to flight and come to me.
Breakfast is waiting.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19195.
Leaves gently rustling...
The sweet pink spring buds bursting...
SPAM does grow on trees!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19196.
SPAM grieves time's passing.
It is the year of the horse.
5 years till the pig.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19197.
Father who art in
heaven, how could you do this
to us? SPAM again!?

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19198.
Alone I eat SPAM.
Is this then SPAMsturbation?
Perhaps it should be.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19199.
Can I keep this up?
Hopefully not forever.
SPAM-ku must end. Right?

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19200.
Scary Alice. Chef
of Pepper's baby turns to
SPAM, not supposed pig.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com