4601.
After months away
from Spamku, I've returned--but
I could quit again.
--Dale Wisely, dwisely@wwisp.com
4602.
All those meetings of
SPAMholics Anonymous
helped me find my way.
--Dale Wisely, dwisely@wwisp.com
4603.
I've learned so much from
months of SPAM sobriety--
feel good about self
--Dale Wisely, dwisely@wwisp.com
4604.
Should call my "sponsor,"
I guess, since I've been tempted.
But what does HE know?
--Dale Wisely, dwisely@wwisp.com
4605.
Gods--The Hindus list
330 million.
But still SPAM exists.
--Dale Wisely, dwisely@wwisp.com
4606.
A newsgroup from hell
is alt.binaries.pictures.
erotica.SPAM.
--Anonymous
4607.
I used to love SPAM
But now abstain, since slicing
My member with can.
--Kevin Lockett and David Clark
4608.
Time for a luau
SPAM is in Hawaiian hands
Roast SPAM on a spit
--heidi e.
4609.
My favorite meal
Plunged to the pit of despair.
YOU'RE ALL PSYCHO-SPAM!
--Traci Towery, ttowery@duke.com
4610.
Cho is gone again.
SPAMku accumulate like
SPAM in the colon.
--Dale Wisely, dwisely@wwisp.com
4611.
Kevorkian says:
"SPAM deep fried in Olestra--
Five pounds minimum."
--Carl Rosenbush, Jr.
4612.
daily can of SPAM
I vomit all the time now
chunks of hominy
--Jon
4613.
I avert my gaze,
coax clammy gelmeat from can.
OHNO it touched me!
--Anonymous
4614.
Last posted SPAMku
Before Cho's long hiatus
Is 4-5-3-2.
--Dale Wisely, dwisely@wwisp.com
4615.
Cho cannot perform
the duties of his office.
Needs a deputy.
--Dale Wisely, dwisely@wwisp.com
4616.
Perhaps he should hire
a SPAMku vice-president.
Kemp will need a job!
--Dale Wisely, dwisely@wwisp.com
4617.
Watching pork-like SPAM
I grab a spork poised to strike
Man, life sucks some ham
--Paul E. King, 5011.0836@trader.com
4618.
Haiku good fellow
All about SPAM now you see
Nature's meat product
--Paul E. King, 5011.0836@trader.com
4619.
Spiced ham, it is not
Damned contest lied to us all
Who won anyway?
--Paul E. King, 5011.0836@trader.com
4620.
Worst part of pig took
Severed with big meaty hook
Looks good on shingles
--Paul E. King, 5011.0836@trader.com
4621.
The end of a pig:
Butthole preserved in blue can.
The end of a pig.
--Bill Turner, turnerwj@muohio.edu
4622.
I am SPAM vomit
The people love me dearly
They step in me too
--Anonymous
4623.
I love the pork part
But I can't resist the beef
I love SPAM it's neat
--Anonymous
4624.
Eastwood orders lunch.
All they have is year-old SPAM.
Does Clint feel lucky?
--Anonymous
4625.
Sing, goddess of SPAM
eternal, everlasting,
or so it appears.
--Anonymous
4626.
SPAM is a bad ham,
flubbery, gross, disgusting.
Could it poison us?
--Carrie, age 6
4627.
Slippery, shiny,
luscious meat slides down my throat.
THIS comes from a can?
--Amelia Long
4628.
With surgical skill
I slice the quivering heap.
An organ? No, SPAM.
--Janet Long
4629.
Meat in can to sup'
But lo, what rumblings below?
Puke on floor I go.
--James Stover, stover@eisinc.com
4630.
I'm Sam, yes, I am.
I'd rather green eggs and ham
Than greasy, pink SPAM!
--Kathleen LeNormand, bookworm@nternet.com
4631.
Blood spurts in the air
Coagulating on me
I appear a scab
--J P Maloney
4632.
Inside friendly can,
a flaccid gel else unknown.
I'll chew it myself.
--Anonymous
4633.
spam says, "god is dead"
god says, "spam is not real food"
god one, spam zero
--Anonymous
4634.
1943
Mother was on a SPAM spree
I still love that stuff
--Ron
4635.
How many SPAM cans
to construct China's Great Wall?
Dyspeptic armies!
--Art Durkee, Stickdragn@aol.com
4636.
Transmit SPAM haiku
to space from Arecibo--
no more aliens!
--Art Durkee and Al Jewer
4637.
Put a wick in SPAM:
Burns quite well but smells REAL bad.
At last, a good use!
--Al Jewer
4638.
what is it, they asked
that taste, i just can't place it.
it's spam she replied.
--Elizabeth Lindsey
4639.
Mom, you're a great cook,
but I just have one question:
Is this edible?
--A. Hitt, ahitt@express-news.net
4640.
You are a hottie!
I dig your muscles supreme!
Be mine, gorgeous wench!
--The Serene James Duvall
4641.
If SPAM in life time
No SPAM in my mother's milk.
Ever to suckle.
--Anonymous
4642.
Mean English teacher,
I will make her into SPAM.
It will be tasty.
--shane beck
4643.
God created SPAM,
He saw that it was NOT good,
but what could He do?
--shane beck
4644.
Ready for breakfast
SPAM awaits my frying pan
So where's the baked beans?
--Dave Wilson
4645.
SPAM, my pork friend, yes
Oh, be it ever so sad
You must leave me now
--5011.0836@trader.com, http://www.trader.com/users/5011/0836/default.htm
4646.
Ignore this small SPAM
For I know not Netiquette
Make Money Fast man!
--5011.0836@trader.com, http://www.trader.com/users/5011/0836/default.htm
4647.
Flesh of pig, spice not
Put it in a big tin can
SPAM is what you've got
--5011.0836@trader.com, http://www.trader.com/users/5011/0836/default.htm
4648.
SPAM cries loudly out
ANTIDISESTABLISHMENT
We now know our SPAM
--5011.0836@trader.com, http://www.trader.com/users/5011/0836/default.htm
4649.
Gelatinous goo
Scrape it off, mmm mmm mmm good
SPAM es tu nombre
--5011.0836@trader.com, http://www.trader.com/users/5011/0836/default.htm
4650.
SPAM is to Brooklyn
What garth is to this old town
Both stink when aging
--5011.0836@trader.com, http://www.trader.com/users/5011/0836/default.htm
4651.
At Albuquerque
Fiesta, no SPAM-shaped bal-
Loon. A good idea.
--Martin H.Booda, booda@datasync.com
4652.
Gas for the balloons
Was provided by Hormel.
You don't want to know.
--Martin H.Booda, booda@datasync.com
4653.
Is saying "I'm pink
Therefore I'm SPAM" putting the
Hog before Descartes?
--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net
4654.
The tiny tin box,
a chemical treasure chest,
hides its salty loaf.
--Greg Hillegas, Ghille@dwpcpo2.dreamworks.com
4655.
Head cheese of the gods.
It's all I can do to keep
from wetting myself.
--Greg Hillegas, Ghille@dwpcpo2.dreamworks.com
4656.
S...P...A...M...SPAM!
Three cheers for our hero SPAM!
Rotting my colon!
--Greg Hillegas, Ghille@dwpcpo2.dreamworks.com
4657.
A slab of SPAM loaf,
wrapped in a moldy napkin,
hiding in the plant.
--Greg Hillegas, Ghille@dwpcpo2.dreamworks.com
4658.
the cupboard was bare
except for that one can. SPAM.
they all went hungry
--Elizabeth Lindsey
4659.
A tin of pink SPAM
can last just as long as a
lifetime without sex.
--Iron Willy
4660.
"He started it," said
the boy with the bleeding nose.
"He shat on my SPAM!"
--Iron Willy
4661.
SPAM for Halloween
Gimme something good to eat
A Trick or a Treat?
--heidi e
4662.
Scrapple, a close SPAM
Random pork parts but no can
And no gelatin
--heidi e
4663.
One cold SPAM slapping
Suffering is its essence
It is heroic
--Rex Jung, rjung@unm.edu
4664.
fangs tear into can
stagnant juice drips back to ears
as batboy eats spam
--Drew Bell, atb593s@nic.smsu.edu
4665.
oleaginous
arteriosclerotic
dreck--canned heart attack
--John Baxter, jbkd@bc.sympatico.ca
4666.
"Oh bother," says Pooh,
"Piglet's nowhere to be found.
But what's this blue can?"
--zbaird@cjnetworks.com
4667.
Sorry to say friends,
But Dole will not win the race.
Would not eat his SPAM!
--Ron II, tatex006@tc.umn.edu
4668.
Body Mass Index
Doctor measures my SPAM to
Water ratio
--Alex Dunne, dunne_alex@jpmorgan.com
4669.
Orioles' player
Spits, spams a childless umpire,
Roberto's poor taste
--Alex Dunne, dunne_alex@jpmorgan.com
4670.
Yankees in Series
Seven games of pink flabby
Men playing baseball
--Alex Dunne, dunne_alex@jpmorgan.com
4671.
Baseball Superstars
Overpaid gum chewing pigs
Head SPAM: Steinbrenner
--Alex Dunne, dunne_alex@jpmorgan.com
4672.
Seattle's Pearl SPAM
Slimy, sweaty grunge rockers
Angry SPAM amped
--Alex Dunne, dunne_alex@jpmorgan.com
4673.
SPAM Vitalogy
Eddie Vedder sings about
Eating well done SPAM
--Alex Dunne, dunne_alex@jpmorgan.com
4674.
Eddie has SPAM skin
It decides his fate for him
He befriends the SPAM
--Alex Dunne, dunne_alex@jpmorgan.com
4675.
Omaha Bombing
Terrorists used SPAM filled bomb
"It takes a licking"
--Alex Dunne, dunne_alex@jpmorgan.com
4676.
Yeltsin ousts Lebed
Fiery Russian made grab
For Boris's SPAM
--Alex Dunne, dunne_alex@jpmorgan.com
4677.
Yeltsin's favorite,
SPAM in blankets with vodka
Breakfast, lunch, dinner
--Alex Dunne, dunne_alex@jpmorgan.com
4678.
Nor'Easter spams coast
Drops 8 inches on New York
City slippery
--Alex Dunne, dunne_alex@jpmorgan.com
4679.
Dilbert Principle:
Promote SPAM to management
Renders it harmless
--Alex Dunne, dunne_alex@jpmorgan.com
4680.
Got internet link,
Download cyber-SPAM pictures
From Holland: SPAM porn!
--Alex Dunne, dunne_alex@jpmorgan.com
4681.
AOL dropped me
For SPAMming their members with
SPAM pyramid schemes.
--Alex Dunne, dunne_alex@jpmorgan.com
4682.
"Nam myo ho renge
kyo," chant Buddhists. Here, it's "John
Nagamichi Cho."
--Martin H.Booda, booda@datasync.com
4683.
November 5th choice:
SPAM or SPAM Lite. Is it too
Late to emigrate?
--Martin H.Booda, booda@datasync.com
4684.
Oh SPAM you are SPAM
Your Spamming doth SPAM my SPAM
Oh SPAM you are SPAM
--Kevin Curtiss
4685.
Why do we say "SPAM?"
Pork Shoulder, Ham, in the can.
So we should say "PSHAM!"
--James Stover, stover@eisinc.com
4686.
SPAM, our "Old Glory"
Not like hip, continental
Vienna Sausage
--James Stover, stover@eisinc.com
4687.
Happier I am
Ginger and soy sauce to cram
Sushi made with SPAM
--Doug Kremer
4688.
Numb mouth eating SPAM
Feel the slobber trickle down
Yum, yum hot pig juice
--Lisa Fowler, chica15@sight.net
4689.
spam you glistening
magical pink wonderbox
time bomb full of fun
--Tim Rowell, tim@mass-illusion.com
4690.
Savory pink block,
Like a deer at a salt lick
I give you my tongue.
--John Mitchell, jam@altagroup.com
4691.
In Jerusalem,
The Romans can find no SPAM.
The temple blazes.
--John Mitchell, jam@altagroup.com
4692.
"Please, Sir, I want more."
Oliver gets SPAM instead.
"Please, Sir, I want less."
--John Mitchell, jam@altagroup.com
4693.
Meat mausoleum
Mass grave in miniature
Pop open the lid!
--John Mitchell, jam@altagroup.com
4694.
Soft, pink, fleshy SPAM
Goes from yonic to phallic
Hardening with heat
--John Mitchell, jam@altagroup.com
4695.
Ho-ho little pig!
You cannot run fast enough
To escape Hormel!
--John Mitchell, jam@altagroup.com
4696.
Breast implants of SPAM
Are safer than silicone
And twice as tasty.
--John Mitchell, jam@altagroup.com
4697.
The river wanders
Past sties and golden cornfields.
Huck and Jim share SPAM.
--John Mitchell, jam@altagroup.com
4698.
Ruby rectangle
In a coruscating gel
Jewel on my plate
--John Mitchell, jam@altagroup.com
4699.
Cooked over mesquite,
SPAM enrobes the desert moon
In a fragrant stole.
--John Mitchell, jam@altagroup.com
4700.
SPAM in space? Why not!
We have sent other tin cans
Every bit as frail.
--John Mitchell, jam@altagroup.com