SPAM Haiku 6101-6200

Move backwards to Numbers 6001-6100.

6101.
SPAM of my childhood
You root me out even here
On the Internet

--Gerbo (a New Hampshire haikuist), malduf@nh.ultranet.com

6102.
Hey baby, Why don't
You slide on over by me
And feast on my SPAM?

--Hans

6103.
The food of my heart
Can you taste its warm skankness
Cuisine of my love

--Hans

6104.
Praiseworthy SPAM can.
Your contents are carved for sport.
Some folks eat it, too.

--David Gillin

6105.
Oh, Hormel execs:
You who make SPAM for us all.
Are you not ashamed?

--David Gillin

6106.
Oh, wondrous SPAM can!
Those who dare carve you for sport
Know not what they do.

--David Gillin

6107.
Taking a SPAM bath,
Surrounded by soap and meat.
I am one with SPAM.

--David Gillin

6108.
If God had wanted
us to eat SPAM, He would have
made it more like food.

--David Gillin

6109.
Mesmerizing SPAM
You sparkle like a diamond
And taste great. As if!

--David Gillin

6110.
Pink cube--a death threat
Sodium enough for eight
Do I eat or die?

--Yuzo Watanabe, yw26@andrew.cmu.edu

6111.
Gaze deep into SPAM
Open can--a crystal ball
Is this your future?

--Cholesterol 300

6112.
Patriotic fat
SPAM: A World War II staple
Mighty munition

--Cholesterol 300

6113.
For Christians only
Muslims and Jews say: "No way!"
SPAM: weird holy rite?

--Cholesterol 300

6114.
President Clinton
Unveils atomic SPAM bombs
The Earth surrenders

--Anonymous

6115.
Seasoned travelers:
Basho meets Lewis on road,
transmogrified flesh.

--Paul W. Lewis, pp001342@mindspring.com

6116.
Oh, wonders of man,
in one yellow and blue can,
chicken, pork, and ham!

--Kurt

6117.
A deal you can't beat:
It has one disgusting taste
for three times the meat!

--Kurt

6118.
Come hither, my SPAM.
Slither out of your blue can.
Sizzle in my pan.

--Kurt

6119.
SPAM is tasty cake.
Still dogs would lick their own balls,
rather than partake.

--Kurt

6120.
Deadly red meat cube,
Brought to me on a pale horse.
My end has drawn near.

--Tanuki

6121.
Single ray of sun
reveals beauty of pink meat.
The heavenly SPAM.

--Tanuki

6122.
Have not submitted
any new Spamku lately.
Real life interfered.

--Dorian Mackenzie, KSEG, dorian@eagle969.com

6123.
If meat is murder,
SPAM fried, in more ways than one,
is death warmed over.

--Dorian Mackenzie, KSEG, dorian@eagle969.com

6124.
Is the gelatin
in the can a failed attempt
to include dessert?

--Dorian Mackenzie, KSEG, dorian@eagle969.com

6125.
Periodic ta-
ble has no SPAM element.
My table neither.

--Dorian Mackenzie, KSEG, dorian@eagle969.com

6126.
SPAM drops on floor. Quick,
call the dog. Dutifully,
he sniffs, lifts his leg.

--Dorian Mackenzie, KSEG, dorian@eagle969.com

6127.
My dad used to eat
head cheese. SPAM's bad enough. Let's
not start about that.

--Dorian Mackenzie, KSEG, dorian@eagle969.com

6128.
Scarfing Skittles while
writing derogatory
things about SPAM. Hmm.

--Dorian Mackenzie, KSEG, dorian@eagle969.com

6129.
Tortured cries of pain
A fork and a greasy plate
Are all that remains

--Anonymous

6130.
glistening pinkness
tremble, wobble before me
when my fork divides

--eric sullivan, csulliva@niu.edu

6131.
Blowout on tire two.
"What will we do, Speed?" He said,
"Get the SPAM, baby."

--eric sullivan, csulliva@niu.edu

6132.
Obi-Wan's advice:
"Use the SPAM, Luke." The rebels
won a great battle.

--Mark W. Herber, 102540.2416@compuserve.com

6133.
Dark quiet inside,
Tranquil blue outside. Jabba's
final resting place

--Mark W. Herber, 102540.2416@compuserve.com

6134.
R2's strategy
"Let the Wookie eat the SPAM"
Easy victory

--Mark W. Herber, 102540.2416@compuserve.com

6135.
Blue and steel outside.
Twist the key. Damn! Just a mes-
sage from the princess.

--Mark W. Herber, 102540.2416@compuserve.com

6136.
SPAM, an acronymn
For Squirrels, Possums, And Mice.
The white trash turkey.

--Anonymous

6137.
My mommy just said,
"We're going to have SPAM now,"
and that's when I barfed.

--Jamie, Chaklit@aol.com

6138.
Mournful wife departs,
Fatherless child swept behind,
Sacrificed for SPAM.

--wlh, wilbert@bright.net

6139.
Autopsy reveals
Surprising Boulder secret:
JonBenet ate SPAM

--David Gillin

6140.
ingredient list
sodium hydrogenate
homo sapiens?

--Anonymous

6141.
spam is the question
blue can in golden forest
the zen monk answers

--Anonymous

6142.
"why eat spam?" asks youth
worn old gray artist ponders
"eat spam for spam's sake"

--Anonymous

6143.
faith in god is dead
blue can pink meat supermen
thus spoke spamthustra

--Anonymous

6144.
Strange meat in a box,
Are you any less like us
When life is over?

--Reber Clark, rebermuse@aol.com

6145.
Chalky-sweet goodness
lost in a sweltering pink
PEZ mixed with SPAM loaf

--Anonymous

6146.
Mother's casserole
Fatty chunks, larval noodles
NO MORE I cry out

--Anonymous

6147.
No more tetra flakes
Instead fed my fish pork loaf
Next day, belly-up

--Anonymous

6148.
Elvis ate some SPAM.
Hunka-hunk of burnin' love
died on the toilet.

--klingon@msen.com

6149.
Ate three cans of SPAM.
Stomach in an uproar now.
Think I'm gonna puke.

--klingon@msen.com

6150.
Want to kill myself.
Called Dr. Kevorkian.
Said to eat some SPAM.

--klingon@msen.com

6151.
Klingon warriors
dine on prune juice and some worms--
like SPAM even more.

--klingon@msen.com

6152.
Pink disgusting glop
lying on my plate so dead.
"Go order pizza."

--klingon@msen.com

6153.
If I hold my nose
when I eat SPAM it's not so
disgusting, you know?

--klingon@msen.com

6154.
Why did the chicken
cross the road? We all know it
was to get some SPAM.

--klingon@msen.com

6155.
January was
a really great month because
I did not eat SPAM.

--klingon@msen.com

6156.
I went to the store
I bought all the SPAM they had.
Everybody stared.

--klingon@msen.com

6157.
Buy a lot of SPAM.
Give 'em out as Christmas gifts--
better than fruit cake!

--klingon@msen.com

6158.
I do not like it
I have better things to do
Than write SPAM haiku

--Shirley, brilleaux3@i-55.com

6159.
SPAM is wonderful
SPAM is neat, I like to rub
it on my large feet

--Anonymous

6160.
SPAM, mystery meat
No one really knows, or cares...
The contents of SPAM

--Elizabeth

6161.
A huge pyramid
Made from cans and cans of SPAM
On sale at Safeway

--Elizabeth

6162.
Our state eats more SPAM
It's Hawaii, SPAM Central
It's in every dish

--Elizabeth

6163.
I'd rather my SPAM
Lite, it's my secret delight
Now I will take bite

--mark neumann, mark@tznet.com

6164.
Between some good bread
Two squirts of some Hunt's ketchup
SPAM's the best this way

--mark neumann, mark@tznet.com

6165.
While reading SPAMku
See author needs life, someone
Help Tom Elliot!

--wlh, wilbert@bright.net

6166.
Camellias bloom
Pinkly on my windowsill.
Missing blue label.

--Anonymous

6167.
the challenge is made
ten cans in thirty minutes
there are no takers

--erpenbec@usc.edu

6168.
Grandmas eat SPAM, too
Grandpas can't 'cause they can't chew
I don't eat SPAM, you?

--Anonymous

6169.
Attention Meatballs!
Spaghetti and SPAM will soon
Stage a coup d'etat.

--Matty Fresh

6170.
Monkey spanking boy
Deliver a SPAM sandwich
Please don't shake my hand

--M.W. Wild T.

6171.
Twisted SPAM eater
You are the near pork we eat
I love Thanksgiving

--M.W. Wild T.

6172.
Make love by the beach
Is there SPAM in the basket
Where shall I smear it

--M.W. Wild T.

6173.
Feed SPAM to the fish
Keep sliding on my man pork
Could it be pig tongue

--M.W. Wild T.

6174.
Hot manly body
Such compressed meat, such strong thighs
Spartacus loved SPAM

--WRKSOFFART

6175.
He wanted to eat
Play it SPAM, once more for her
Behind the blue door

--WRKSOFFART

6176.
Laid in the shower
Pig parts you don't recognize
Soylent green is SPAM!!!

--WRKSOFFART

6177.
MIT sex life
Vacuous, empty, devoid.
Good thing there is SPAM.

--Anonymous

6178.
Donner's Pass snow storm
Box of SPAM and dead people
Easy decision

--The Bluzman

6179.
I saw SPAM last night
Lurking on the grocer's shelf.
It beckoned; I ran.

--Paige Tillery, ptillery@ssdch-usassdc.army.mil

6180.
Unholy blue tin
Houses pinkness spawned in Hell,
Or Hormel--same thing.

--Paige Tillery, ptillery@ssdch-usassdc.army.mil

6181.
Ersatz meat product
Mocks the sacrifice of swine
Wilbur died for this?

--Paige Tillery, ptillery@ssdch-usassdc.army.mil

6182.
My heart was once pure
Free of high cholesterol
Those were pre-SPAM days

--Paige Tillery, ptillery@ssdch-usassdc.army.mil

6183.
Charlotte labored long
To save Wilbur from his fate.
SPAM agrees: "Some pig!"

--Paige Tillery, ptillery@ssdch-usassdc.army.mil

6184.
Sybil was quite strange
Sixteen personalities
None of them liked SPAM

--Paige Tillery, ptillery@ssdch-usassdc.army.mil

6185.
A SPAM vampire. I
sleep in a blue tin can. I
wake and smell like pig.

--Marla Caceres, fercacer@gate.net

6186.
Woke and opened door
Screamed in terror as I saw
Dad and SPAM in bed

--Marla Caceres, fercacer@gate.net

6187.
My good friend Wilbert
Introduced me to this page
Stop spanking the SPAM

--M.W.Wild T.

6188.
Tear open a can
Contents smeared on my member
Scream in SPAMgasm

--M.W.Wild T.

6189.
In SPAMness I sink
Pseudo-pig only God knows
Stop this painful dance

--M.W.Wild T.

6190.
Blue can, funky smell
At the table I vomit
We give thanks and eat

--M.W.Wild T.

6191.
Eating a hot SPAM
Naked man watches his porn
Would God eat this stuff

--M.W.Wild T.

6192.
A blast of fresh gas
Broken wind falls to the ground
Used SPAM fills my nose

--M.W.Wild T.

6193.
Frankly my dear, I
don't give a SPAM, up the stairs
sunk deep in Scarlet.

--WRKSOFFART

6194.
My sweet Baby Jane
tried to run over her SPAM.
Both die on the beach.

--WRKSOFFART

6195.
The Buckeyes rule in
the Big Ten football because
Michigan sucks SPAM.

--PUP

6196.
In spite of the facts
Absolutely "not guilty"
But SPAM marked the trail

--Hobbes

6197.
On the steps they found
Bodies covered in fresh SPAM
And O.J. is broke

--just us

6198.
Fresh undies I don
but after lunch I still see
the tracks of my SPAM.

--VIRGIN

6199.
I be SPAM virgin
Never poked, nor porked, nor pigged
Pour me all your SPAM

--VIRGIN

6200.
before there was SPAM
sparrows stitched red pig collars
sackcloth overhead

--Avo Lowe