Move backwards to Numbers 7701-7800.
7801.
Blackened residue
A forgotten frying pan
Subatomic bond
--james, simply james7802.
--james, simply james
Blackened residue
A forgotten frying pan
Shining black onyx
7803.
--james, simply james
Blackened residue
A forgotten frying pan
Seductive black hole
7804.
--james, simply james
Blackened residue
A forgotten frying pan
Grease tears put to rest
7805.
--Nick alvarado, nalvarado@sicolamartin.com
jelly covered pink
alights lime green serving dish
swine aroma sings
7806.
--djp, djperry@diac.com
The source of all SPAM:
SPAMcan Suzy, SPAMcan Sam
Do the jitterbug
7807.
--Fernando Lucero, felucero@nmsu.edu
SPAM is bad and when
you eat it it tastes real bad
so please don't sell it.
7808.
--Javier Martinez, javimart@nmsu.edu
At night I eat SPAM
I really like it yeah boy
But then I feel bad
7809.
--Brad Taylor, nemo@x-press.net
Wonder what happened
to Jimmy Hoffa's body?
It's on a cracker.
7810.
--Maurene, maurenem@hotmail.com
Has a putrid smell,
And a wiggly, jiggly gel.
Tastes like it's from hell.
7811.
--MSB
Paperback romance
Who writes for "Hormelequin"?
Monkey Spanking Boy
7812.
--MSB
He heard the SPAM scream
"Beat me, Monkey Spanking Boy.
Make me write bad checks!!"
7813.
--MSB
His word processor
Smeared with SPAM and vaseline
Monkey Spanking Boy
7814.
--MSB
His SPAM with the Wind
A New York Times best seller
Monkey Spanking Boy
7815.
--Anonymous
SPAM good for your heart
The more you eat more you fart
God bless your toilet
7816.
--Mike Chupa, chupa@acm.org
Room temperature SPAM
roll it in talcum powder
slice it with a glance
7817.
--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com
Come on, SHAM! Update
The archive or I may take
My custom elsewhere!
7818.
--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com
Acronym Corner:
SPAM is Cuboid Roseate
Aggregated Pork.
7819.
--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com
Life is like a SPAM
Sandwich: the more bread you have,
The less shit you eat.
7820.
--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com
I know what you are
Thinking: did he write six or
Only five today...
7821.
--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com
...To tell you the truth,
In all this excitement, I've
Kinda lost my count.
7822.
--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com
Acronym Corner:
A can of SPAM is Surely
Hormel's Ideal Treat.
7823.
--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com
Tough blue steel outside,
Squidgy pink mush inside. SPAM
can? No, Robocop.
7824.
--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com
Life is like a can
Of SPAM: you always know what
You're gonna get: CRAP!
7825.
--Dorothy Nelson, dnelson@rahul.net
Pink, edible door-
knob on witch's meat cottage
in: "Hams and Gretel."
7826.
--Pete Tran, AM67@osfn.rhilinet.gov
Welcome to the SPAM!
Your fantasies come true here
Spamgasmatronic!
7827.
--Pete Tran, AM67@osfn.rhilinet.gov
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM.
Hail the almighty SPAM God!
Thou art my master!
7828.
--Pete Tran, AM67@osfn.rhilinet.gov
Ingredients: Pork
with Ham, Salt, Water, Sugar,
Sodium Nitrite.
7829.
--Wild T.
Glittery blue can
Fatty tissue oozing down
Half eaten pink cube
7830.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
Phantasmal SPAM chunks...
Always lurking in my dreams...
Torment me no more!
7831.
--Wild T.
Foul stench hits my nose
Either I can smell the SPAM
Or you need to douche
7832.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
Science finals time!
Studying reproduction
of SPAM. My guess? Spores.
7833.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
Kissing my girlfriend,
I notice SPAM on her breath.
What a repellant!
7834.
--Wild T.
Cry for the children
Who choose to eat SPAM daily
They must be insane
7835.
--Wild T.
New wing in re-hab
For permanent brain damage
Addicted to SPAM
7836.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
My dad went insane
After chewing on some SPAM.
What low tolerance...
7837.
--Wild T.
Rub SPAM on a cut
A new antibiotic
That stops infection
7838.
--Wild T.
The Marquis de Sade
A glutton for punishment
SPAMomasochist
7839.
--WRKSOFFART
Cool Hand Luke won his
bet by eating fifty eggs
and one can of SPAM
7840.
--Jojo de la Vega, Jovega@aol.com
I do yearn for SPAM
Call it by its other name
Killing me softly
7841.
--kevin, the mathineer
pink SPAM fills round gut
I would study this navel
If I could see it
7842.
--Joe Campbell, don_cam@msn.com
Vegetarian
Looks at mum's lentil burgers
Then remembers SPAM.
7843.
--Joe Campbell, don_cam@msn.com
Moral dilemma
Bland papery cellulose
Or insult to meat.
7844.
--Joe Campbell, don_cam@msn.com
The pig sacrifice:
Another SPAM martyr joins
its friends in blue cans.
7845.
--Joe Campbell, don_cam@msn.com
After eating SPAM
he leaves the tent saying "I
may be gone some time."
7846.
--Joe Campbell, don_cam@msn.com
Doctor Frankenstein:
His creation incomplete
must resort to SPAM.
7847.
--Joe Campbell, don_cam@msn.com
Dieters, try this:
Eat all the SPAM you can eat,
See the weight come off.
7848.
--Joe Campbell, don_cam@msn.com
Lying on the couch
Recalling those days of SPAM
Tormented childhood
7849.
--Joe Campbell, don_cam@msn.com
Every pig knows that
peace and reunion are
inevitable.
7850.
--Joe Campbell, don_cam@msn.com
My discovery:
One small lump of SPAM gives one
Great leap of SPAMkind.
7851.
--Joe Campbell, don_cam@msn.com
Although it's strange and
unnatural, my stomach
assumes the square form.
7852.
--Joe Campbell, don_cam@msn.com
Pork! Get out your meat...
I fetched the SPAM and we ate
in pure ecstasy.
7853.
--Joe Campbell, don_cam@msn.com
Harsh, fresh sunlight glints;
rays pierce the aura so pink;
sunrise on SPAMhenge.
7854.
--British Soccer Coach
Oh Yangtse River
Beautiful river full of
SPAM SPAM eggs and SPAM
7855.
--Anonymous
SPAM, I love your feel,
As you slide down my boxers;
I am now a man.
7856.
--Anonymous
Horny about SPAM
Erection comes so quickly
Add own hot white sauce.
7857.
--Kevin Kocher, kocke01@cai.com
Placed SPAM in oven
Temperature set to Broil
Still cooking, still pink
7858.
--Kevin Kocher, kocke01@cai.com
Rockefeller Rink
A pink mass zips by my feet
It is SPAM on ice
7859.
--Kevin Kocher, kocke01@cai.com
See, Michael Crawford
SPAMtom of the Opera
His mask, a pink cube
7860.
--USH, wilcox1@compuserve.com
Join the dark side, SPAM
I am not your father, Luke
You are just a can
7861.
--Michael Halverson
Question posed: since when
did SPAM become another
word for cat vomit?
7862.
--Michael Halverson
SPAM did for luncheon
meat what Michael Bolton did
for music. Too bad.
7863.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
E-mail me if you
like my SPAMku. It would be
very nice of you.
7864.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
An inspiring muse...
The commoners call you SPAM.
I call you a god.
7865.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
The poor slaughtered pigs...
They died for technology.
What did we get? SPAM...
7866.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
Use extreme caution.
Enclosed meat may be toxic.
--The U.S. Health Board.
7867.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
Tried to slice some SPAM.
Shimmering mass ate the knife.
So I left it be.
7868.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
SPAM can works wonders.
I've seen its healing powers.
New doctor's study.
7869.
--Cholesterol 300
Our safest meat food
SPAM does not have E. Coli
Too low on food chain
7870.
--Cholesterol 300
Harsh angina pains
High cholesterol level
I still eat SPAM, though
7871.
--Cholesterol 300
Recycle that grease!
Put it on top of SPAM can
Consumers won't guess
7872.
--Cholesterol 300
Bio-science bad
News: Squirrels have mad cow bug
Should we still eat SPAM?
7873.
--Cholesterol 300
Incendiary
Put a can of SPAM on grill
Porcine explosion
7874.
--Cholesterol 300
Judge hands down sentence
Marv's rehabilitation
Bite SPAM, not women
7875.
--Jerome, j.d.espiritu@worldnet.att.net
There she waits for me
Hot, moist, and salty pink flesh
OH NO! There's no rice...!
7876.
--Jerome, j.d.espiritu@worldnet.att.net
Sautéed on low heat
SPAM, tomato, and onions
Hawaiian stir-fry
7877.
--Jerome, j.d.espiritu@worldnet.att.net
Two for three dollars!
(Limit four per customer)
Yes...those were the days!
7878.
--Lara and Chris, chrisw@boone.net
We talked about it
I took Murphy's SPAM away
We talked about it
7879.
--Richard Topping, richard@moduscom.demon.co.uk
CAESAR, NOTICING
THAT HIS FRIEND ALSO LIKES SPAM
SAYS, "ET TU BRUTE?"
7880.
--Richard Topping, richard@moduscom.demon.co.uk
"DROP YOUR WEAPON NOW,"
SCREAMS THE COP, TERRIFIED OF
THE SPAM-WIELDING CROOK.
7881.
--Richard Topping, richard@moduscom.demon.co.uk
CANNIBALS SAY THAT
HUMAN FLESH TASTES MOST LIKE PORK.
IS PINK SPAM CANNED MAN?
7882.
--Richard Topping, richard@moduscom.demon.co.uk
LITTLE CUBES OF SPAM
WITH PEPPERCORNS ON EACH FACE
CAN MAKE IDEAL DICE.
7883.
--Richard Topping, richard@moduscom.demon.co.uk
I RECALL AT SCHOOL
BEING FORCED TO EAT FRIED SPAM.
WAS THAT CHILD ABUSE?
7884.
--Richard Topping, richard@moduscom.demon.co.uk
WHAT IS IT ABOUT
SPAM THAT SPARKS SUCH HATE? FACE IT,
IT IS ONLY MEAT.
7885.
--Richard Topping, richard@moduscom.demon.co.uk
TO FILM AUTHENTIC
1930S LOVE SCENES, FIRST
WIPE THE LENS WITH SPAM.
7886.
--ian warner, robotnik@berlin.snafu.de
Alas, not quite meat...
A restless tin-opener.
Oh, desperate times.
7887.
--ihatespam!, packfan409@hotmail.com
I hate spam! Do you??
If you don't, I will kill you!
I really hate spam!
7888.
--Tom Edney
Like a newborn child
Jiggling and wiggling for me.
Pink, with funny smell.
7889.
--Richard Topping, richard@moduscom.demon.co.uk
WHEN NAPOLEON
SAID "NOT TONIGHT JOSEPHINE"
HE MEANT "NO MORE SPAM!"
7890.
--Richard Topping, richard@moduscom.demon.co.uk
IF SPAM IS AN ART
FORM, HOW WOULD WE LABEL IT?
I SUSPECT "CUBIST."
7891.
--Richard Topping, richard@moduscom.demon.co.uk
THIS IS CLEARLY DUMB.
LAST NIGHT I SLEPT NOT A WINK,
THINKING OF SPAMKU.
7892.
--Richard Topping, richard@moduscom.demon.co.uk
YOU ARE A SHAM, SHAM
BY CREATING OBSESSIONS
WITH THIS SPAMKU SITE.
7893.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
SPAM can be nasty
A big glob jumped on my face
Sucked my eyes right out!
7894.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
SPAM is seductive...
Do not fall to its evil...
'Twill possess your mind...
7895.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
SPAM, symbol of love.
Little-known god SPAMicus
used it to get chicks.
7896.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
Eyeballs in my SPAM!
Yuck, what a disgusting thing...
I thought they were spores!
7897.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
Omnipotent SPAM...
Show me a sign, O Great One...
I invoketh thee!
7898.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
Attention drivers:
SPAM on Parkway East. Caution.
Makes roads slippery.
7899.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
Vikings loved their SPAM,
except when they got it caught
in their bushy beards...
7900.
--MrCohaagen, cohaagen@usaor.net
Yum, fermented SPAM!
Liquidized, makes a strong ale.
SPAM beer all around!