Things I Have Eaten
- Two dog beds filled with cedar chips
- Two TV remote controls
- Countless newspapers and magazines
- The Monks of New Skete "How to be your dog's best friend"
- The insoles of mommy's sneakers
- A shoe
- Several ballpoint pens
- 6 slices of buttered bread being prepared for grilled cheeses
- Daddy's Irish bacon - yummm!
- A leash
- Part of a couch
- Some roses that Mommy was deadheading
- crabgrass
Things I wish I could Eat but the Management won't let me
- cats
- squirrels
- cat poop
- chicken bones that I find on the street
- duck poop
- dead fish on the banks of the Charles River
- books
- sheet music
- the walls
- whatever they're preparing on the counter that I can smell but can't see (yet)

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