• Two dog beds filled with cedar chips
• Two TV remote controls
• Countless newspapers and magazines
• The Monks of New Skete "How to be your dog's best friend"
• The insoles of mommy's sneakers
• A shoe
• Several ballpoint pens
• 6 slices of buttered bread being prepared for grilled cheeses
• Daddy's Irish bacon - yummm!
• A leash
• Part of a couch
• Some roses that Mommy was deadheading
• crabgrass

Things I wish I could Eat but the Management won't let me

• cats
• squirrels
• cat poop
• chicken bones that I find on the street
• duck poop
• dead fish on the banks of the Charles River
• books
• sheet music
• the walls
• whatever they're preparing on the counter that I can smell but can't see (yet)

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