In ``Valentine'' VooDoo

• Magnethead the Champion --- Fiction by Hani Sallum.

• VooDoo's Greeting Cards --- Valentine greetings from Ellen Spertus.

• Ask Phos --- Phos plays cupid. How far will you go for romance?

• One Night --- Part one of a new suspense serial by James Fleming.

• Ignoble Watch --- The first installment of our new feature by Marc Abrahams.

• Slug Bunny --- Jennie Lopez's newest character returns and takes on the first lady.

• VooDoo's Horoscopes --- Find out what your future holds, at least according to Raluca Barbulescu.

• Clinton Team Fun Knowledge Test --- How well do you know our nation's new leaders? By John M. Dzenitis.

• Les Aspin Fun Pages --- An MIT alum in the Presidential Cabinet? More fun for us.

• Budget Tips for President Vest --- Our funky feline offers Chuck a few pointers.

• Are ``Atrocity'' and ``Chuckles'' Synonymous? --- A new look at ``Crime and Punishment'' by Dave Jordan.

• Important News for Parents --- A special report on toy safety.

• The Final Exam: Part IV --- The conclusion to Jim Bredt's graphic novel.

• The Demise of Brad --- A very short story by Alan Blount.

• Firehose Tavern --- special Valentine's Day edition, by Mark Hurst

• Word --- Further rantings from our editor insane.

• Letters to the Editor --- If you'd write to us, we'd print your letter, too.

• The Joke Page --- More bad jokes, this time from our readers.

Phos