• Letters to Voo Doo--- We're not being offensive; we're displaying ``local color.''

• Firehose Tavern --- By Mark P. Hurst.

• Editorial --- Staff changeovers always require a period of adjustment.

• Flypaper --- Summer fun from Sneaker.

• A Kinder, Gentler Editorial --- It's amazing what three Xanax can do.

• For Love of Death --- Angst-ridden fiction by Christian O'Malley.

• The Plot To Take Over the World --- Dave Pecora tells it like it isn't.

• The Adventures of Commander Coriander --- 'Tis the season...

• An Unconnected Editorial --- SOME staff members handle changeovers better than others.

• Semi-Annual Report of the MIT Conspiracy Club --- Maaaaaaybe by Rob Gruhl, maaaaaaybe not.

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