"Yeh baby! Hello Victim One." Sean looks at the smelly
gray rodent squirming on the sticky sheet. "Hey Joey, look what I just
got."
Joey manages a smile, and an "Oh great." and goes
back to munching on his carrot.
He didn't give a shit about the
whole thing, but didn't want to hurt Sean's feelings too much.
Sean pulls at its legs. "Man this thing is really stuck
in there. You could probably pull its legs right off its body. Hehe. You
think they'll wiggle a bit by themselves? That'd be funny." His grin disappears,
"Uh-oh." There was Rachael, giving him an icy stare.
"Don't you dare do that." she says
as she comes in for a closer look. "Ohh, it's so adorable.".
Sean starts pulling harder on the legs and the mouse
starts squirming and squeaking like crazy.
Rachael tries to grab it from him, and ends up chasing
him around the kitchen table until her breathe runs out. "Ah
whatever," she holds onto the counter for support, "you always end up doing
what you want to anyway. I might as well save my energy."
"Good girl. Ok, now let me see how we can dispose of
the little monster.." Sean holds the trap upside down and shakes it a bit,
trying to come up with a creative way to kill the mouse. "Any nice, painless
ideas Rachael?" He adds sarcastically. "Like maybe starting a Save the
Mouse campaign? Hehe."