No Police Record
Mark Halpin
Hints in the title and flavor text, as well as the format of the questions, suggest the NPR game show “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me”. Each of the categories herein was used to challenge a particular celebrity in the “Not My Job” segment of that show. Using the position of each correct quiz answer as an index into the celebrity’s last name spells the answer PEDAGOGUES.
| The movie Sahara | (c) | Ted KoPpell |
| Dan Brown | (b) | Fran LEbowitz |
| Blue Jeans | (c) | Rita RuDner |
| Pia Zadora | (b) | (Weird) Al YAnchovich |
| Harold von Braunhut | (a) | Jonathon Gold |
| Etiquette | (b) | Michael MOore |
| Betty Ford | (a) | Terry Gross |
| PEZ | (b) | Salman RUshdie |
| …Bartending Guide to Great American Writers |
(b) | Amy SEdaris |
| Carney Slang | (a) | Julia Sweeney |