Some lay upon their bellies, some upon
the shoulders of another spirit, some
crawled on all fours along that squalid road.

--Dante Inferno

I'm as good as the next guy I suppose. I try not to let the government get away with too much. It's a struggle, though. I've been doing what I can for years. Falsifying my income tax, helping others to do so, and funding my favorite lobby groups and charities on the money.

If the world's ending tonight, that's all been a waste, I suppose. I suppose that I might as well keep on assuming there's a future, since I really don't know what to do if there isn't. Everyone around here's so boring. There's that little mousy person with no detectable personality, the business man who's pretending really hard that nothing is happening, and whoever that lazy dropout is anyway, not that I'd associate with him.