SPAM Haiku 17201-17300

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17201.
Bull or Bear market?
How about Piggish--Hormel
drops into the mud.
--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

17202.
Someone had to put
"All your SPAM are belong to
us" in a haiku.

--Chuck Beard

17203.
gun, ammo, water
med kit, matches, SPAM, Pepto
Y2K stash found

--Chuck Beard

17204.
"You will submit-ku!"
SPAM-ku Dominatrix sneers.
"Type, sniveling worms!"

--Chuck Beard

17205.
I turned SPAM in for
DNA analysis
Testers went insane

--Chuck Beard

17206.
Poe horror story
"Cask of SPAMontillado"
Was the first title

--Chuck Beard

17207.
sublime salt-based gel
congeals the rim of the can
never smelled better

--george, hfarg@hotmail.com

17208.
it's amazing what
you can put into a can
we sell meat? call SPAM

--tracy spence, mophia3@hotmail.com

17209.
Colon cancer got
Gertrude Stein after the war
SPAM is SPAM is SPAM

--Kevin "pervert? where?" Vigor, hormel@vigor.nu

17210.
Godzilla attacks!!
How could we ever stop him?
Feed him SPAM-Tokyo!

--Merlin, Bryan.Lagos@axcelis.com

17211.
SPAM, SPAM hallowed meat.
Served with rice a tasty treat.
Eat, pray, feel complete.

--Pipi Kaula

17212.
Chinese plane went down.
They say our fault...we say theirs...
We all know....SPAM's fault!

--Trevor Eldredge, trevor@rhodesbread.com

17213.
SPAM, SPAM, is it ham?
Hey, it's not supposed to rhyme...
I don't give a damn!

--Pipi Kaula

17214.
gold gelatin clings
new SPAM gleams, I fear its light
yet like moth I go

--ezra pound of SPAM

17215.
From can adorning
Brilliant nutrition glistens
SPAM goo--Hormel gold

--Daniel I. Radakovich, daniradakovich@aol.com

17216.
So pert a mouthful
So pink, ambrosial musing
Apotheosis

--Daniel I. Radakovich, daniradakovich@aol.com

17217.
Spring sight--not blossoms
Sign of harder times again
Blue filled garbage can

--Daniel I. Radakovich, daniradakovich@aol.com

17218.
"May the SPAM be with
you." Jedi life force. Yoda?
Yoda? "Dead, he is."

--Milford Pigboy

17219.
Life is like a SPAM
sandwich; the more bread you have,
less SPAM you must eat.

--Milford Pigboy

17220.
Seek not your future
mate among the SPAM-eaters;
marriage is sacred!

--Milford Pigboy

17221.
Feel ocean spray. Taste
the salt. Hear seals bark. Chuck your
SPAM into the waves.

--Fozzie

17222.
Bush compassion for
the poor: like faith-based help for
abattoir-bound hogs.

--Milford Pigboy

17223.
Another inmate
Shanked in the yard over SPAM
While guards looked away

--Lisa Hise, lhise@lycos.com

17224.
Mother loved you more
I only got SPAM. No coal
in my red stocking

--d.j.

17225.
Who knows what pieces
lurk in the hearts of SPAM cans?
George Hormel knows this.

--Milford Pigboy

17226.
Vile pig waste slurry;
orgy of microbe life forms:
Save us from disease!

--Milford Pigboy

17227.
SPAM is evidence
all pig parts are used; only
the stink left behind.

--Milford Pigboy

17228.
Life prepares the way
Art in a can with a key
What does this crap do?

--ROADKILL(_!_)

17229.
NASCAR, a hot day.
Smoking and consuming beer.
To eat? SPAM, of course.

--Andy Larson

17230.
Similar pork taste.
Cannibals around the fire.
Better than long pig!

--J.B. Hardwick

17231.
La hors d'oeuvres d'change.
Rouge meatinacan d'jour.
Le cochon? Le SPAM!

--J.B. Hardwick

17232.
SUPAMU-zushi
chotto tabetemita.
Daishippai!

--J.B. Hardwick

17233.
SPAM for a shore lunch,
While fishing with Uncle Roy.
A fine meal it was!

--Joe Byrne

17234.
SPAM breakfast afield,
A mite greasy I must say.
Off to the bushes!

--Joe Byrne

17235.
A double bypass
I can't stop eating this shit!
Angioplasty

--Tad Dean

17236.
Hormel doesn't date
the cans--SPAM regular or
rancid tastes the same.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

17237.
She garnished Andy's
Easter SPAM with nightshade, and
said, "It's a good thing."

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

17238.
Taco Bell nixed the
"SPAM burrito"--even the
Chihuahua got sick.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

17239.
Shipless and starving
at the South Pole, Shackleton
abandoned the SPAM.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

17240.
SPAM diet: food won't
stay down; your stomach rejects
your esophagus.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

17241.
SPAM, could not be ham
it tastes like some other shit.
What? I do not know.

--Julia Morton

17242.
In the beginning
God said "Let there be pig" and
then he made some SPAM.

--Ian Macdonald, iemacdonald@hotmail.com

17243.
he begins to sweat
when his interviewer sees
pink smears on his tie

--pork harvest

17244.
1945
Allies have razed Dresden with
Deadly SPAM blanket

--pork harvest

17245.
The prime directive
overidden as Picard
finds SPAM's origins.

--pork harvest

17246.
she fears an affair
but gains no relief when stains
are proved to be SPAM

--pork harvest

17247.
I scrub and I scrub
but the SPAM remains under
all my fingernails

--pork harvest

17248.
cuddling her at home
I smell her hair and catch the
divine whiff of SPAM

--pork harvest

17249.
Adding shareholder
Value: e-mail not enough.
"Start spamming around!!"

--Unloved, expendable@the_boneyard.com

17250.
Theological
Premillenialism.
Approaching spamment!!

--Unloved, expendable@the_boneyard.com

17251.
The Sounding Trumpets!!
"I've been kicked out of better
SPAM cans than this one!!"

--Unloved, expendable@the_boneyard.com

17252.
The boneyard: KING SPAM!!
"Where The Lazy Meet Gravy!!"
I Love This Palace!!

--Unloved, expendable@the_boneyard.com

17253.
"You would have to be
a SPAMsucker to not want
to retire from here!!"

--Unloved, expendable@the_boneyard.com

17254.
A big ladle makes
the best SPAM anchor to search
for next GravyBeach.

--Unloved, expendable@the_boneyard.com

17255.
"Don't even think of
de-Ponding." No reason: SPAM
GravyBeach in sight!!

--Unloved, expendable@the_boneyard.com

17256.
My contributions
are well-known and much loved and
Big Phil says: Good SPAM!!

--Unloved, expendable@the_boneyard.com

17257.
Unless you lock me
up, I will continue to
pillage your SPAM vaults.

--Fozzie

17258.
Now, my last meeting !!
No more SPAM non-support and
nobody knows it !!

--Mr OuttaHere, moving_on@the_boneyard.com

17259.
I have told no one.
I like to spam quietly.
My boss told no one.

--Mr OuttaHere, moving_on@the_boneyard.com

17260.
Two and one-half years.
Here almost every SPAMday.
No contributions.

--Mr OuttaHere, moving_on@the_boneyard.com

17261.
GravyBrainCrust is
so thick I can barely know
my shame and SPAM-ness.

--Mr OuttaHere, moving_on@the_boneyard.com

17262.
But I said before:
I meet all expectations
of my SPAM-ployer.

--Mr OuttaHere, moving_on@the_boneyard.com

17263.
I am a lazy
sloth in the boneyard broth and
simmering in SPAM.

--Mr OuttaHere, moving_on@the_boneyard.com

17264.
I have lost my pride;
it was always at my side;
with much SPAM to hide.

--Mr OuttaHere, moving_on@the_boneyard.com

17265.
thinking of my dad
teaching me secrets of life
and SPAM on his breath

--peter crose, none

17266.
Vile, dirty pig waste:
Shall I sing an ode to you?
Filthiest "stuff" known!

--Milford Pigboy

17267.
From Carolina
swamps to Utah deserts, pig
stink is everywhere!

--Milford Pigboy

17268.
SPAM on toothpicks: no
touch is too lavish when I
marry my cousin.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

17269.
digusting pink mush
horribly alive with gunk
god i hate it so

--Yon Yonson

17270.
stink food of the dogs
now alone with claudia
pink food of the gods

--Yoni Yonsoni

17271.
"Look at that mummy"
"Run, run, it's a giant SPAM"
"PLOP"...end of story

--Yon Yonson

17272.
powdered dragonfly
sprinkled on my SPAM--expand
zone forth lizard kings

--eddie herman

17273.
on the razor's edge
SPAM frying on hot concrete
grist for the milling

--ed herman

17274.
total and complete
insanity at the END
of the SPAM rainbow

--eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.herman

17275.
serials on ice
SPAM is coursing through my veins
arctic homicide

--ed herman

17276.
tommy g loves SPAM
he licks his sausage fingers
after eating SPAM

--tommy g, mySPAMisbetterthanyours

17277.
a blonde's vacant eyes
beauty pageant silicone
SPAM milkshakes and thongs

--e.herman

17278.
sinister MYSTO
tats, earrings, and SPAMICIDE
pabulum nation

--edna herman

17279.
white bones on granite
a pristine glistening SPAM
genetic tombstone

--e.herman

17280.
Bowels in a knot;
SPAM-induced constipation;
no toilet relief.

--Milford Pigboy

17281.
SPAM "he-man" kabobs
sizzle over barbecue;
post-war suburb bliss.

--Milford Pigboy

17282.
Are we on a list
watched by the government for
subversive SPAM-ku?

--Chuck Beard

17283.
Other haiku sites?
Sheep, guns, porn, Nietzsche, perhaps?
Has anyone checked?

--Chuck Beard

17284.
Secret rulership
SPAMocracy enslaves us
No one seems to care

--Chuck Beard

17285.
"Conspiracy nut!"
"They" say, laughing. But I know
SPAMocracy's real!

--Chuck Beard

17286.
The Secret Masters
know what's really in your SPAM
but they're not telling.

--Chuck Beard

17287.
When I look at SPAM
Pink cube encased in blue can
Hunger disappears

--anne-onymous, saila_na@hotmail.com

17288.
To make SPAM sushi:
Place a chunk on sticky rice
Serve with wasabi

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

17289.
Blue, pink, yellow, grey
The colors match my liver
Inoperable

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

17290.
The maze screensaver
I catch a glimpse of the rat
Thoughts of SPAM rush in

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

17291.
To bathe in SPAM juice
Demented dreams go away
It is food not lube!

--Chev

17292.
Waiter! Hey waiter!
There is a bug in my SPAM!
Take my SPAM, leave bug.

--Chev

17293.
To contain Mad Cow,
the FDA ruled SPAM can't
be fed to livestock.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

17294.
I looked in her eyes
But there was nobody home
SPAM-Oblivion

--Renaldo E. Gomez a.k.a. Eddie Herman

17295.
Psychotic break-out
Andrenal saturation
My crazed search for SPAM

--Renaldo E. Gomez a.k.a.e.herman

17296.
OM-"VATO"-SHIVA
feel flows-cosmic vibrations
SPAM--"the eye am I"

--Ed Herman

17297.
mutating machine
transmogrified deviance
metamorphized SPAM

--eddie herman

17298.
the curse of Hip Hop
homogenized SPAM for whites
homicidal mush

--renaldo e. gomez

17299.
Pack up your bags, babe.
We're going on a SPAM cruise!
. . . Hey, why the sad face?

--Fozzie

17300.
"We're pigs! We're here! We
stink! Get used to it!": mantra
of Boss Hog's minions.

--Milford Pigboy


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