"I may be crazy," says the hacker, "but I was crazy before. What was I thinking when I majored in physics, computer science, and math? What was the point? I studied my brains out, and for what? A stupid job writing stupid software at a stupid company! Can't you see what a waste of time that is? Who cares about multi-platform integrated graphical spreadsheets? Why do that, when I can be here, doing neat stuff, discovering neat places?" He snorts. "I'm doing everyone at all the colleges and universities a favor, by sparing them the meaningless existence of a post-technical-degree life."
"Yeah!" agrees the cube.
The president says nothing.
Now they're all looking at you predatory eyes (even the cube, which has none), waiting for you to make a false move.
Go mad and start destroying equipment.
Go mad and start attacking the president and the hacker, and especially the cube.