NAME stood too close to the edge when he fell.
NAME set his own hair on fire, sad to tell.
NAME sold both kidneys, earning some bread.
NAME pushed a button (the button was red).
NAME doffed her helmet while floating in space.
NAME had some fish bite a sensitive place.
NAME poked a bear with a sharp pointy stick.
NAME ate a really old pie and got sick.
NAME got a bite in the eye from a snake.
NAME played a moose—quite a fatal mistake.
NAME took some meds that expired long ago.
NAME wandered out on the tracks (what a schmo!).
NAME was impatient, and drove ’round a gate.
NAME ate some superglue, sealing his fate.
NAME did some wiring, and died in a fire.
NAME met his end when he hid in a dryer.
NAME crashed his airplane, losing his head.
NAME kicked a wasps’ nest and ended up dead.
NAME scratched a drug dealer’s car (what a dork!).
NAME tried to pull out the toast with a fork.
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