Yoko wanted to go see the Grand Canyon. I was tired and content to
sit at a roulette table for hours on end watching little white balls
land on other people's numbers. You don't have to think much to play
this game.
I actually walked away from the casino at Caeser's with a few
hundred dollars more than I arrived with. One night after a tutorial I
was really thirsty in the middle of the night. Unless you like warm
water from the tap, there is only one place to quench your thirst. No
min-bar in room. No vending machines in the hallways. The hotel
convenience stores closed. Ok, find a table and wait for free drinks
to show up. This should cost me about $10.
What would you like to drink? Coke please. I just
wanted to get something to drink and go back to sleep. By the time it
arrived I had $35 in chips and went to sleep. It would have been
cheaper for them to have vending machines.
Ok, Yoko, but you have to plan the trip. I don't feel like
doing any more work. So she contacts her Japanese travel agency
so she can understand what they are saying, which is good, or we might
end up in the Caribbean
somewhere. She says we are taking a tourist flight. There goes my
winnings.
We get to the airstrip and the place is filled with Asians wanting
to take pictures of the grand canyon. We are sorted by
language. Chinese speaking people go to this big plane. Japanese
speaking people go to this other big plane. Where do English
speaking people go?
English? Oh boy.
Being the only English speaking members (sort of), we get the
Piper. Captained by Pilot Bill.
We were just down there a few days ago. It looks so small from up
here. We flew about 9,000 feet, and ground varied plus or minus
4,000.