The Test of Miscellany

This test is about demonstrating ...um, stuff.

How is random stuff measured? Well, it depends.

This test is a random catchall. Events will be somewhat scattered and the proof needed will vary depending upon event.

Examples would be:

• Octopus photographed with the most famous person. (Send picture.)
• Octopus most mired in ennui. (Send picture or story.)
• Octopus mentioned in most prestigous periodical. (Send link to article, or photocopy or something.)

As usual, the judges will examine the provided evidence and try to determine which octopus wins each event.

Scoring

For each entry, the top eight octopodes will receive the standard scores.

Points will be updated regularly and the octopus with the most points at any given time will be the current winner of the Test of Miscellany, entitled to wield the Royal Pen.