[AT THE OFFICE, ON COFFEE BREAK continued]

Everyone around the coffee machine breaks up.

	And Hildy is no help.
	She lets them get away with murder.

	I came home one day to find her stretched out on the floor,
	motionless.  I feared the worst.  Suddenly, they leaped out,
	jumped on Hildy, marked her earlobe with a Magic Marker.
	Turns out they were playing Wild Kingdom,
	Hildy was an elephant dying of thirst; she had to be tagged
	and moved to a waterhole.