TWO PHONE CALLS

LYN

	I had no idea they'd taken the bats to school with
	them.  Believe me, it will not happen again.

	Look just give me a list of the damage and I will
	pay for it.

	I'm sorry, I'm raising two Darth Vaders.

The other call

LYN

	Oh, Bob, something terrible.
	Marge is dead!
	She's hanged herself.
	They found her hanging from a macrame planter.
	What do you mean, how?
	I guess she took the plant out and put her head in!
	Oh, Bob, if only I hadn't put off seeing her; I shouldn't have cut
	her off from the twins.