[LATER THAT NIGHT continued]

        Your aikido instructor?

        Oh, I can just imagine what she's like.
        If she knows aikido,
        she probably knows the Kamasutra.
        You're probably having this great tantric sex thing.
        Are you?

        I'm sure she's more evolved than I am, isn't she? More
        centered! Isn't that their big thing, centeredness?

        She probably has time to make good money and to meditate.

        Don't tell me her tofu tastes like lasagna. She knows what
        shape face she has and where she's going
        and how to get there
        neatly.

        If only I'd been taking karate classes; I would love for these
        hands to be weapons!

        Feel free to interrupt me at any time.