LSC ...Sucks



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LSC ...Sucks

TG:
Here on the left we have 10-250, which is also used by LSC ( the lecture series committee) to show movies on the weekends. Let's what's playing this weekend.

[TG opens door. A sign appears that reads "Friday".]

crowd:
FRIDAY!!! IN STEREO!!!

[Romeo and Juliet music starts]

Voiceover:
Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona, where we lay our scene. From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of star-crossed lovers take their life. William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.

Juliet:
Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy Father and refuse thy name, or if thou wilt not, then but be sworn my love and I'll no longer be a Capulet .... [serious distortion, picture the film melting]

guy in crowd:
LSC. . . .
crowd:
SUCKS!!!!
TG:
[closes door quickly] Uh ......we're walking ...we're walking.




Tue Feb 18 10:30:44 EST 1997