Ashley makes a good point:
[Ashley]: maybe
you would have more time to sleep if you didn't spend so much time
figuring out the stats of the amount of sleep you've been getting
11/19/04
I've been keeping sleep statistics for two full years now! And they're super ugly...
11/17/04
20 Questions fun in D-Entry:
Me: Are they in politics?
Mark: Yes.
Jay: Are they the Beatles?
11/16/04
PLEASE think twice before sending stupid AIM
forwards... I promise your screen name will not be deleted from AIM,
nor will you have 10 years of bad luck if you do not forward these
ridiculous pieces of junk to 20 of your closest buddies
11/14/04
Adam's grandma, upon hearing that Adam is to
spend Thanksgiving with my family in Ohio: I didn't even know people
outside New England celebrated Thanksgiving!
Happy 7 months to me and the Adam
11/11/04
A ridiculously good day in my world: Skipping the
second half of 7.23 to gossip with Swaps, all my minipreps being right,
my postdoc driving me home and calling me Molls, Adam being home
early... it's the simple things that make life wonderful
11/10/04
Professors officially suck at deciding how much work is too much.
11/6/04
All my spam used to be about male enhancement
creams, but now is all about painkillers. Do people really buy
prescription drugs from spammers? Are they insane?
11/4/04
"It is like watching a nation busily engaged in
heaping up its own funeral pyre.... As I look ahead, I am filled with
foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see 'the River Tiber foaming with
much blood.'" -Enoch Powell
11/2/04
After a terrifying 7.20 lecture on obesity, I am
giving up full-calorie Mountain Dew in favor of diet. Any bets as to
how long that'll last?
11/1/04
I don't believe in the judgemental shaming that seems to fuel so many small towns, including one very close to my heart...
10/28/04
The Red Sox won their first World Series in 86
years on Wednesday, and I was stuck in my room studying the physiology
of the liver. That's one to tell my kids.
10/27/04
One thing I have to admit I don't understand: people who use Webmail on
Athena. Isn't the point of using Athena so that you don't have to use
things like Webmail?
10/25/04
Now wait, who does Ethan sound like?
[Ethan]: fine... ruin all my hopes and dreams... leave me to pine alone w/ 100 cats
10/24/04
Let's be honest: it's impossible to do work when the World Series is going on right outside your bedroom window. Go Sox!
10/19/04
I don't know why my postdoc puts up with me...
today in lab I actually referred to a graduated cylinder as a "water
volume measuring thingie."
10/17/04
[Adam examines a Halloween candy bar.]
Adam, critically: This is not "fun size." Fun size would be, like, the size of my bed.
My parents met Adam's parents without any blood
being shed... and I think they actually like each other! Next step:
Adam comes to Picktown for Thanksgiving
10/14/04
You know you've been a bio major too long when
you see MIT and think monoiodotyrosine rather than Massachusetts
Institute of Technology. It's my school for godssakes!
10/11/04
Adam attempts to write a love IM:
[Adam]: my dearest mollie, you are like a renegade moose
[Adam]: tearing through my heart
Everyone at OSU, OU, Miami, and anywhere the Facebook is supported: join the damn thing so I can have an excuse to procrastinate!!
For our six-month anniversary, Adam got me a diamond and ruby ring... and two mice. The boy knows me so well!
10/7/04
Thank heavens for this 3-day weekend (4 for me since I don't have Friday classes!)
10/6/04
I got my form turned in and now I'm a double
major... and my UROP professor is my course 7 advisor. Yay for sheer
laziness as a productive career move!
10/3/04 MIT Cheerleading: a bunch of cute girls in short skirts who can probably kick your ass
10/2/04
We are the shadow and the light
9/30/04
[Laura]: boooo... crying is reserved for crying over boys, not cheerleading
9/27/04 You know you've been a bio major too long when you see a parking sign (a P inside a circle) and you think, "Phosphorylated?"
9/26/04 Things I love:
My stunt group
That Adam's mom patched up my favorite jeans
Crisp fall nights
9/25/04
It's terribly wonderful to be cuddled in
someone's arms and have them tell you you're "the other piece of the
puzzle." Especially if you feel the same way.
9/23/04
I'm not going to have to die to double-major!
9/21/04
This new obsession with PDFs is oh so unhealthy
Candybar dolls are unhealthy too
9/18/04
I am one of three undergrads in the Picower Center directory
9/15/04
And now, due to my new ability to make PDFs (thank you, Alex), I bring you PDFs of various usefulness
9/13/04
Emily, 9.12 TA: Hey Neville, Mollie UROPs in Morgan Sheng's lab.
Neville, other TA: Wow.
Professor Lois, passing by: She deserves bonus points for bravery.
9/12/04 News flash to Atkins dieters: According to my physiology text,
ingested amino acids in excess of those needed to maintain a stable
rate of protein turnover are converted to carbohydrate. Your body will
continue to snack on carbs, no matter what you do!
9/11/04
When you google the word "insane" within the MIT
domain, my website is the seventh result. I'm trying to decide whether
or not that hurts my feelings.
It's my favorite time of year again: football season. Go Bucks and go MIT!
9/10/04
I had forgotten how it feels to get out of bed
after 4 hours of sleep and force yourself through an 11-hour day.
Personally, I'd rather not remember.
9/6/04
You know that Sheryl Crow song where she sings
"I've been living on coffee and nicotine"? If it were my song, I would
be living on Gatorade and protein bars.
9/5/04 Non sequitur of the day:
[Jen lectures the squad about not dropping flyers]
Rita, making a face in the mirror: Ohmigod, it's been so long since I've made a fish face!
9/4/04 I love it when I'm right, but no one appreciates my sagacity until something that I predicted comes true
I don't believe it's true that "things will work out the way
they're meant to, even if it hurts in the process." I think it is
possible to make a mistake and miss your destiny.
9/1/04 I have the best friends ever... thank you all for doing more than your fair share to make sure MacG rush is successful.
8/31/04 How you know there is no mystery left in your relationship
Adam: My balls smelled so weird today! They smelled like dinner.
8/29/04
Welcome to the week of insanity... starting NOW
8/26/04
My postdoc is out of town this week... and
instead of slacking off, I am working 9 hour days. And being competent.
Who is this bench monkey and what has she done with Mollie?
8/23/04
Come meet my new pet, Fluffy! Fluffy is a 100
microliter aliquot of competent bacteria, and they live in an eppendorf
in a fishbowl on my desk.
8/21/04
Finally back on the Dell, having learned my lesson to back up my computer regularly
8/19/04
Fall term: 7.20, 7.23, 9.04, 9.12, 9.URG
I actually don't think I'm going to die this term, kids!
8/16/04
You heard it here first, folks:
[Me]: you like boys all scruffy and dirty... i should find you a hobo
[Laura]: a sexy one!
8/15/04
Back in A-Entry!
8/10/04
On the laptop until Dell sends me a new hard drive Current status: Slowly recovering my life. I had a few files
(like my sleep data) backed up to Athena, so I'm trying to reconstruct
around what I have. Anyone with DeadAIM logs of our conversations after
April, please send them to me!
8/9/04
There are certain people in my life who always know what to do when things go catastrophically wrong. You know who you are.
8/7/04
Adam: What are you doing?
Me: Ordering a wedding gift for Charles' sister from her registry.
Adam: Our registry is going to have a Ferrari on it!
8/6/04
Um... right.
We had [the Vietnam] war won until John Kerry... stuck [his] nose in it. -Steve Gardner, veteran, in the Columbus Dispatch
8/3/04
According to the Boston Herald, John Kerry
elicited boos from a crowd in Michigan when he praised Ohio State
football. The man is either amazing or very ignorant...
8/2/04
The boy has me figured out.
Adam: So, what do you want? [Cutting me off] Other than my constant attention.
8/1/04
I had another fantastic Plymouth weekend this
past Saturday and Sunday... you know, maybe living on the East Coast
forever and ever isn't such a bad idea?
7/29/04
Of someone who shall remain nameless:
[Swapna]: just comfort yourself with the fact that he's a stupid fuck who will never get any play
[Swapna]: you're infinitely hotter than he can ever hope to be
7/28/04
Apparently this is just not my week.
7/25/04
Honestly, who but Laura would be excited about this?
[Me]: how was clubbing last night?
[Laura]: i danced with sketchy guys! yay!
[Laura]: although i DID have to pull one guy's hands out of my pants
7/24/04
I hate Boston tourists. This definitely includes DNC delegates.
7/21/04
On 7/21, I was one of the first people in the
world to actually see the structure of the AMPA receptor. And let me
tell you, it looks nothing like a green pepper.
7/19/04
Me: Adam says that in Plymouth, they don't name their housing developments.
My mom: Then how do they know whether to look up or down their noses at someone?
7/17/04
I'd like to see you in a brushless motor.
7/14/04
Bringing the East Coast boyfriend home to meet the parents this weekend
7/11/04
Adam: I'm going to run for President with Carl as
my VP. No, wait... I think I'd have a better chance of being elected if
I ran with a monkey.
7/9/04
[Swapna]: dude i am so your idol. i'm taking five classes plus TAing for pay!
7/8/04
I decided, instead of taking 4 classes and UROP
for credit, I'm going to take 5 and UROP for pay. I take pride in my
craziness. Swapna is my idol.
6/30/04
"Sketchy guy on the T hitting on me" count for the week: 2
Did I forget my sketchy guy repellent or something?
6/27/04
Um, this one deserves a big EW.
Me: Can I use your shaving cream?
Adam: You don't have to ask. I don't ask before I use your razor.
6/24/04
"[Jobs in computer science] are way more
interesting than going to Wall Street or being a lawyer -- or anything
but biology, and there it's just a tie." -Bill Gates in Scientific
American
6/22/04
End of summer goal: standing back handspring
6/19/04
As of June 21, I will have been dating more or less continuously for eight years. That's a damn long time.
6/16/04
I am now the proud owner of the most gorgeous AC
setup anyone has ever seen, complete with sheets of foam, spray foam in
the corners, and a water-removal system. Everyone should date an
engineer.
You know you've been working in a bio lab too
long when the first thing you think when you hear PBS is
phosphate-buffered saline, not Public Broadcasting Service.
6/13/04
After riding 4 hours to NYC on a cramped bus, I
have decided there should be a law requiring the muzzling of small
children on planes, buses, and trains.
6/9/04
They need an alert to say this?
National Weather Service alert for Cambridge, 6/9: "Summerlike conditions will continue today."
6/6/04
[Adam gets out of bed to go get ice cream.]
Me: Boo, don't go. I like laying in bed and talking about our relationship.
Adam: That's cause you're a girl. But I'm a boy, and I like ice cream!
Summer trips:
NYC with Carl -- June 12
DC with Adam -- July 9
San Fran to visit Laura/Ethan/Alex -- ?
6/4/04
[Sarah]: mollie's the kind of girl you marry, not the kind of girl you date
Respectfully, you have no idea what it's like.
5/30/04
Feeling a little like Boston is home too now...
5/27/04
You know you're dating a course 16 nerd when all
he wants for his birthday is a rocket... and you know you love him when
you drop insane amounts of cash on eBay to buy it.
5/26/04
If I had a nickel for every inane rush email I've
answered in the past two days, I think I would have at least enough for
a value meal at McDonald's.
5/25/04
[Adam]: I'm toxic like britney spears but less slutty
I miss you...
It's official: SecureFX is so much better than FileZilla!
5/21/04
And why exactly is it that, now that I have
nothing to do, I can't find anything to do? When I was supposed to be
studying there were plenty of things to do.
5/19/04
Sonal, while littering: You guys aren't course 1. You don't care about the environment.
5/18/04
Living in D214 for the summer... come visit!
5/17/04
Things I'm babysitting this summer: Stephen's
chair, Stephen's computer, Stephen's fridge, Rose's futon, Rose's
cooking supplies, Adam
5/14/04
New favorite Ben & Jerry's flavor: Di's Candy Drawer. Amazing.
5/12/04
I'll be home from May 24th through the 30th... catch me while you can
5/11/04
[Rebecca]: i might have to leave carl, in light of the fact that EVERYONE wants adam
(Adam, in response: Yay for quotes taken out of context!)
Any suggestions for books to read this summer? If they're fiction, they'd better be good.
5/7/04
Adam: Who needs showers when you have Febreeze?
5/4/04
Dave, a gymnast teaching us to tumble, to me: Your only problem is that you're a total head case.
During the power outage, according to The Tech: Massachusetts Institute Without Technology
5/3/04
Future career (as decided by the derivs): Nobel-prize-winning trophy wife
5/2/04
I got to thinking about relationships... The most
exciting, challenging, and significant relationship of all is the one
you have with yourself. And if you find someone to love the you you
love, well, that's just fabulous.
4/29/04
The Counting Crows are MY band. Laura can have them too.
4/28/04
Sarah and I go to school 900 miles apart.
[Sarah]: i am completely out of printer paper
[Me]: i am so dumb. i was almost like, oh, i have some
[Sarah]: don't worry, i almost asked to borrow some
4/26/04
I can't find all the right romantic lines
But see me once and see the way I feel
Slowly remembering what it's like... it's wonderful
4/23/04
I get more sleep on the weekends than I do on the
weekdays. Unlike most people, I can say that with a very high degree of
precision... in fact, there's less than a 0.000001% chance that I'm
wrong.
It's starting to get nice and sunny and warm and ohmylord I don't want to go to class anymore
This is why Sarah and I have been friends for 12 years.
[Sarah]: friends don't let friends wrongly believe they're not super-pathetic
4/19/04
Dormcest = best idea ever
4/17/04
Frankly, I think the universe owes me this for all the terrible opposite-sex BS I've been through in the past year.
Mollie 3, Adam 1
4/15/04
CPW is the one weekend per year when MIT turns into the happiest place on earth. It's like Disneyland plus computer nerds...
Given that I am obsessed with organizing things, I do not think it is even remotely surprising that I love labels.
4/13/04
My new computer is the sexiest thing I have ever
owned. And keep in mind that I own a decent percentage of everything
Victoria's Secret has sold in the past five years.
This summer: UROP, rush chair, class at Hahvahd... gonna be crazy busy and loving every minute!
Sleep deprivation and lack of hunger like whoa... resisting the urge to study myself
Potentially just a little twitterpated...
4/10/04
I'm gonna refrain from comment.
[Rebecca]: are you still taking applications, or is the position filled?
4/7/04
I've decided I don't want a boyfriend so much as someone to curl up and fall asleep next to. Any applicants?
When he saw my 9.09 book, my postdoc made a
comment about owning it. What he apparently forgot to mention is that
he's CITED IN IT. So cool!
4/5/04
At the cheerleading competition on Sunday, the
only soda they sold was Diet Coke. Can I be a cheerleader and still
consume calories?
On Ethan's and the squad's spelling:
[Tulas]: Ethan should be a cheerleader
4/4/04
Bah humbug: I hate spring fever, spring formals,
couples, and love in general. Sorry if you happen to be included in any
of the above categories.
4/1/04
In just-spring, when the world is mud-luscious
The world is puddle-wonderful
Jimmy Buffet was right... cheeseburgers really do taste better in paradise. So do lots of other things, incidentally.
3/18/04
I'm next year's Macgregor rush chair! How do I get myself suckered into these things?
3/16/04
The only acceptable way to say nasty
things about people in your profile is to say them ambiguously enough
that they can't be sure if the nasty thing is about them.
Ethan: No orgy for you until you edit my paper!
3/15/04
Snack food is taking over my room. I have so many
different kinds of chips, cookies, and other unwholesome goodness that
I can't keep them all in my food box. Must... resist...
3/13/04
Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly...
3/12/04
[Me]: he reminded me a lot of you.
[Gary]: if he was like me, he MUST'VE been amazing!
3/10/04
I'm not course 9/7 because I think engineering is hard. I'm course 9/7 because I think it's boring.
For spring break, the twins are going to Alaska.
Stephen is going to Iceland. Rose, Swapna and I are going to Jamaica,
thus conclusively proving that women are smarter than men.
3/7/04
Starting Hell Week with massive productivity is always a good thing.
Right before we compete, someone asks: What should we say when we spirit on?
Various squad members: Go Tech! MIT #1!
Charles: We have higher SAT scores than you!
3/5/04
When I look at my schedule for next week, it
makes me wish I had stayed in Ohio, married some nice boy, and been a
stay-at-home mom. I'm not kidding.
3/4/04
I just have to survive the next two weeks... and then Jamaica!
2/29/04
Maritza: Are you going to look like that during the competition?
Laura: Like what?
Maritza: Pathetic!
Depressing, from Yahoo: A person living in Boston can stand naked outside all day in the winter and not make any vitamin D.
2/27/04
In the past 2 months, I have officially re-watched every single episode of Sex and the City. No comments, please.
2/26/04
MIT has more varsity sports than your undergraduate institution. Seriously. So quit asking me if MIT really has cheerleaders!
2/16/04 I like roses. Interesting how when I get them, I turn rather rose-red myself...
2/15/04
You know that ESPN commercial with the Ohio State fan and the Michigan fan? Is it really that disgusting?
2/14/04
Me, to Stephen: Are you God?
Stephen: If God lives in A-Entry, the whole world has problems.
2/13/04 I'll tell you what: The mood swings have got to go.
2/12/04
Laura Yip: Matlab goddess, partner in crime, therapist, lifesaver, confidante, neighbor, roommate, best friend
2/11/04 This is why I love Sonal.
Sonal, yelling up at me from the ground while I'm flying a stunt: Dude, your boobs look huge from down here!
2/10/04
Hey quarterman, how's about you and me?
So eerily appropriate...
2/8/04 Everything sounds better in Spanish.
ˇPara mí, ya no habrá fiestas!
2/6/04
[Topher comes to pick me up and sees Laura and Stephen in bed together. Later:]
Topher: So are Laura and Stephen together?
Me: No, why?
Topher: They were napping together.
Me, sheepishly: Yeah... welcome to A-Entry.
2/4/04
Is it too late to start playing by The Rules when the last time I was a Rules girl was 1998?
2/3/04
Genuinely joyful for the first time in ages...
2/2/04 Direct quote from my mom's email:
Your b-day present will be delivered soon - I hope. It is from the french designer store - target!!
2/1/04
Do I really have an Ohio accent?
1/27/04 Proof in this week's Nature that the MIT-no-sleep thing is going to screw us over in the end...
1/26/04
A true friend is someone who force-feeds you applesauce, crackers, and Sprite when you'd rather be face-down over the toilet.
1/24/04
Laura: Things are eternally in an uproar here.
1/20/04
I am surrounded by heathens.
Me: John 3:16, Stephen, John 3:16!
Laura: What is that, a screen name or something?
A thinking woman sleeps with monsters.
The beak that grips her, she becomes.
 -Adrienne Rich
1/17/04
I just realized that all three of the "dates"
I've been on this school year were with guys in my suite. I definitely
need to get out more.
1/13/04
I get paid to dip mouse feet in paint and make them run across a piece of paper. I love my job.
What's with my taste in music recently? I've been
vacillating between Alanis and gooey sappy love songs... I think I'm
regressing.
1/11/04
This month's theme is total physical exhaustion. Hey, whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, eh?
1/6/04
Happy one-year anniversary to me and... me! Feel free to send anniversary cards and/or gifts.
M-I-T, I-A-P, F-U-N all month! (to the tune of the Mouseketeer song)
Who wants to go to Jamaica over spring break with me, Rose, and Swapna?
1/2/04
And there's reason to believe
Maybe this year will be better than the last
New Year's Resolutions
1. To be confident. Because confident = sexy.
2. To actually be sort of social.
3. To think before doing, please.
4. To be joyful in all circumstances
All I gotta say is thank heavens Christmas music isn't chock-full of calories.
Well, I prereg-ed for next term: 7.05, 9.09J/7.29J, 9.07, 9.30, and 21F.702. Eat, drink, and be merry, for next semester we shall die...
11/26/03
I have a new cell phone, and it's totally sweet!
The number is 614-[something that I'm not putting on the web; email me
for number]... call me.
My parents are the best. They showed up at the airport with a Chipotle burrito. Hmm, maybe I wasn't in fact switched at birth...
Sonal is a woman after my own heart.
sleepylilfox: isn't it frustrating when you cant just like have your way with a man?
11/23/03
Coming home for the first time in 14 weeks this Wednesday at 9:30 PM... who would ever have predicted that about me?
Thought on this week: how's about we skip the hosing and go straight to the turkey?
11/20/03
Why does my entire family (except me) get to go to the Michigan game?!? Rude.
11/18/03
I've been keeping my sleep statistics for a full
year now, and the results aren't pretty. Let's just say term is not
good to my sleep needs...
11/17/03
It's not having what you want, it's wanting what you've got...
11/16/03
Why exactly are people who need people the luckiest people in the world? People who need people just end up being codependent.
11/14/03
Winter has come to Boston, so I have begun
sleeping in long underwear, long pj pants, and a long-sleeved shirt
plus three blankets. I am aware precisely how sexalicious this is.
11/11/03
Current musical love affairs: Sarah McLachlan and Fiona Apple. Hmm, do I sound too much like a single, bitter female?
11/10/03
For the record, Evan (who took me to the Phi
Delts formal) is not my significant other. But I did have a great time
at the formal!
11/7/03
Major pet peeve: people whose profiles are full
of vapid cliches and/or proclamations of love. Subtle is okay, but some
people seriously need to get a life outside their significant others.
So I'm still reading the Tech archives (I'm up to 1996), and I just
found a third person who committed suicide by jumping out of A-Entry.
Thank goodness the residents today are sane [heavy irony].
11/5/03
Happy 10-month to me!
My derivative is taking me to the Phi Delts semiformal!
11/3/03
Hey, quarterman, hows about you and me?
My eyes are getting really, really bad, hence I need new glasses.
Guys don't make passes at girls who wear glasses... but perhaps I'm in the right place:
[Ethan]: i think girls that wear the type of glasses you have look hotttttt
11/1/03
[Laura]: i should move to kansas... then maybe i'd get some ass
10/29/03 Introducing a new character to the profe:
Dr. Timothy Swager-rhymes-with-lager, 5.12
Halogens are great, but what the world needs are more alcohols.
You can't talk about epoxides at MIT without
mentioning K. Barry Sharpless, who used to teach 5.12 here. [Writes "K.
Barry Sharpless - epoxides" on board.] He's now at Scripps -- we're not
going to write that, because we don't like it.
The moment it's a naked carbocation, you can hit it from any side you want.
10/28/03
I'm totally crushin'
So crazy in love
10/26/03
"I can resist anything except temptation." -Oscar Wilde
10/25/03
I don't have mono! Whew. I'm just anemic, so if anybody wants to take me out for a steak dinner...
10/21/03
Sad: this summer, my average bedtime was 12:33, but since I've been back at MIT, it's been 2:48
Sadder: I spent time calculating this
10/20/03
My mom, chastising me about my sleep habits: I'm glad you live 800 miles away so I can't shake you!
10/19/03 Only at cheerleading practice:
Car: I got rugburn from [April's] butt!
Why am I so tired all the time? I don't like it one bit... fix me!
10/18/03
Saturday is the first day of the 6th annual Halloween Sock Marathon! (My brother brought my Halloween socks in his suitcase)
10/17/03
It's Parents' Weekend... I miss my mom.
10/14/03
The next time they ask me to show a mechanism for a reaction in 5.12, I think I'm going to show them this
Accomplished this weekend:
5.12 pset and 21F.701 worksheet
31 hours of sleep
Reading the 1992 and 1993 archives of The Tech
Revamping my livejournal Conclusion: My life rocks
10/12/03
Evan, commenting on the 7 12-packs of Mountain Dew in my room: If that were beer, you'd be an alcoholic.
10/8/03
I ran into a Nobel laureate today. No, literally.
I was standing at the copier in my lab, stepped back, and bumped into a
nice-looking older man. I apologized and he went off to find my PI, at
which point my post-doc said, "That was Phil Sharp." Wow.
10/3/03
Me: Hey guys, Ethan just told me that I'm cuter than Norcal!
Tulasi: Okay, my dead grandmother could have told you that.
I discovered today that, thanks to airline
reorganizations, it's going to cost me $400 every time I want to fly
home from Boston. NOT cool. I miss my mom.
10/1/03
So in Spanish, the phrase "Te quiero" can mean
either "I love you" or "I want you." Whoa, somebody needs to tell the
Spanish that those two sentiments are not synonymous.
9/30/03
No comments necessary.
[Ethan]: i don't think you
could handle me... not only am i a crumlin which means sex with me is
phenominal.. but i'm ethan.... therefore its... out of this world
9/28/03
Laura and I are super-sleuths... by which I mean we are super stalkers. Wow, we should totally start our own detective agency.
9/27/03
Tulasi: I don't understand football.
Evan: Well, Alabama's beating Arkansas.
Tulasi: Like to death?
9/26/03
We have Skankmistress second derivatives!
d/dt(Laura) = Phil
d/dt(Mollie) = Evan
d/dt(Tulasi) = Vincent
9/23/03
Sorry to all the people who put that thing about
"aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrgde Uinervtisy..." in their
profiles/chain mails, but no such research was actually done at
Cambridge. I looked it up. I'm sure all of the gullible people out
there are shocked.
9/22/03
But it would be really funny if it weren't so tragic... right?
9/20/03
April: Shake your thing!
[I do a booty dance.]
April: Okay, you're white. Don't ever do that again.
9/19/03
What Macgregor needs is to do a hostile takeover
of some more favorable spot on campus (since I'm sick of walking half a
mile to class). I was thinking we could take over the Stata Center... with the look of Simmons and the location of EC, how could we go wrong?
Cheerleading camp this weekend!
9/13/03
So New England has clambakes. What do Midwesterners have to celebrate our chief agricultural products?
9/12/03 You know you're at MIT when... you use a computer in a dining
hall to instant message your best friend on a UNIX-based system about
plans for the night that include not alcohol, but chocolate.
Yeah for the A21 suite!
Stephen's friend Krish: You have the most dysfunctional floor ever.
9/11/03 Never forget
These [terrorist] attacks shatter steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American resolve.
-George W. Bush
9/9/03 I live such a sad life.
Swapna [with my room phone in her hand]: Look up the number for Domino's.
Me [without skipping a beat]: 617-424-9000... or you could just hit redial.
Wednesday, 9/10/03 (all day): A-Entry ass-slapping day! Slap all the A-Entry ass you can, hot and fresh while it lasts!
9/7/03
[Bryan]: maybe all women are that fucked in the head and none are just honest enough to come right out with it
[Me]: i'm more open-source
[Bryan]: yeah, youre fucking linux
9/6/03 A night at Finale with Laura:
But I want him to die alone and miserable!
A night at Finale with Laura, part II:
Your problem with finding guys is that you're not dumb or fugly enough.