Edku: February 1996

Move backwards to January 1996.

1.
Nicole was beaten?
No, you've got it all backwards.
I was the victim.

--Sandra Powell, skpalpha@america.net

2.
All right, lighten up.
Free speech is protected, but
seldom is perfect.

--John St. Croix, JSTCROIX@HR.HOUSE.GOV

3.
Free speech ain't perfect.
And some imperfect speech ain't
Free, for taxpayers.

--Martin Booda, booda@datasync.com

4.
Clinton subpoena'd
As a Whitewater expert.
Paddle, Bill, paddle!

--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net

5.
Level with us, Forbes!
A flat tax is no better
Than a lumpy one.

--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net

6.
My freedom is lost!
Telecommunication?
Kiss my ass, Clinton!

--Michael Syslo, msyslo@pyramid.com

7.
New telecom bill
ushers in electronic
robber baron age.

--Juris Odins, jodins@uswest.com

8.
Sev'n-year coma ends
"Persistent vegetation"
Ceases to persist!

--Kevin R. O'Brien, KOBrien@erols.com

9.
New Hampshire decides
What U.S. really needs is
A loose Buchanan.

--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net

10.
Internet censors?
Our hackers will keep us one
Step ahead of them!

--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net

11.
Adolf Buchanan
Rouses jobless, moralists,
Militias, and Klan.

--Dave Silverman, nas8@psu.edu

12.
Turn our backs on world,
Keep our jobs and our products?
We'd wither and die.

--Dave Silverman, nas8@psu.edu

13.
"Undecideds" cast
their ballots at last minute.
Spontaneity.

--Jana Steiger, jsteiger@cqalert.com

14.
Will the new motto
Of the IRA have to
be "Erin go bang"?

--Barrie Collins, bcollins@comox.island.net

15.
Does not "Go Pat Go!"
Seem like the handiwork of
Jolly Roger Ailes?

--Michael J. Adams, mjadams@gol.com

16.
"President Patrick."
No "people of color" here?
Everyone's turned pale!

--Michael J. Adams, mjadams@gol.com

17.
Pat crossed a donkey
With an elephant. Result?
"Dr. Death, paging..."

--Michael J. Adams, mjadams@gol.com

18.
Forbes has wrestlers scared.
If his decline continues,
someone might get shot.

--Jana Steiger, jsteiger@cqalert.com

19.
Oy vey, primaries!
Pat Buchanan won the first!
Oh my beeping god!

--Fred Maxsman, fmaxsman@radix.net


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