1.
Bono starts year right
Sings with Sarajevo band
Celebrating peace
2.
Bono starts year right
Sonny stands up to Clinton
For balanced budget
3.
Election year starts
"Throw the bums out" is the cry
Of fed-up voters
4.
We choose liberal
Prez but right-wing Congress, then
whine: "They don't agree!"
5.
Country burns: Armey
fiddles. Even Dole grew up.
Happy Newt Year, y'all.
6.
Office dispute flares.
Budget debate? No, but how
many beats in "y'all."
7.
"Y'all" has but one beat.
"You-all" is two syllables.
I'm a damn yankee.
8.
Government funds run
Out. Vital centers shut down.
House e-mail still lives.
9.
Scientists receive
Haiku from space! Or at least
House subcommittee.
10.
What with budget mess,
Congressman Roemer has less
Work for staff, it seems.
11.
Eighty-hour weeks
for a friggin' year. For what?
Shit from M. Booda.
12.
Clinton trusts his wife
No congenital liar
Safire disagrees
13.
Budget won't budge as
Newt Gingrich vows not to break
His unsigned contract.
14.
Are Republicans
Being conned into helping
Clinton get back in?
15.
These shenanigans
Begin to make Ross Perot
Look intelligent.
16.
Here, in Canada,
This hot air from Washington
Makes for early spring!
17.
He helped others Him-
self. Not stole from working class.
Libs are arrogant.
18.
Center for Disease
Control is federal office.
Tracks flu types for shots.
19.
Due to budget stall
Agencies shut down for weeks,
Next year--more sickness.
20.
Northeast drive's a pain
Plows, warmth, rain--snow disappears
Hidden potholes loom!
21.
Lisa Marie, Mike
Marriage ends, less than two years
Is the world surprised?
22.
Mike Jackson sings lead
Jackson Five's I want you back
Lisa Marie: "No."
23.
Clinton and Safire
duke it out. Way better than
Tyson-McNeely.
24.
O.J.'s video.
Where will Blockbuster keep it?
Sci-Fi/Fantasy.
25.
O.J. finally
gave his deposition; charged
$19.99.
26.
Whitewater hearings.
Senators hold seance to
subpoena Foster.
27.
Communists win big
in Russian elections: Night
of the Living Reds.
28.
Yeltsin says he can
still run the country, he's still
fit. A moot point soon?
29.
Booda, St. Croix fight
Is Ed. Haiku Page the place
to publish drivel?
30.
John Cho runs this page
Has a big chance to edit
Why leave this stuff up?
31.
First Lady agrees
To testify in front of
A jury. That's grand!
32.
Scrap the middleman.
Taxpayers send House Haiku
Straight from their accounts.
33.
Too bad Democrats
Can't keep bills to seventeen
Syllables as well.
34.
Ethiopian
Jews find home in Israel
but their blood's still spilled!