1.
Montreal disarray:
Quebec come back, please don't leave!
We were just kidding!
2.
Bah! Budget, schmudget!
What we really want to know:
"What does Colin think?"
3.
Bosnia, Rwanda...
Quebec. Any difference?
Ethnicity kills.
4.
Bob Denard. Quebec
Extremists. Nuclear testing.
The francophobes gloat.
5.
Don blows his last note
And strolls off stage with his horn.
Cherry blossoms fall.
6.
"Must cut deficit."
"Must cut tax on the wealthy."
Newt's bilingualism.
7.
Rabin lives through war
Then is killed for making peace.
Who did he fight for?
8.
On desolate sands
Fighting only thing to do.
Prime minister shot.
9.
Rabin sings of peace
while an angry student waits
to silence his voice.
10.
Shoot Yitzak Rabin
Kill the P.M. in cold blood
Stop land giveaway
11.
Kill Rabin this day
Preserve Eretz Israel
Bible tells him so!?
12.
Rabin is gunned down!
Palestinian terrorists?
No, one of his own!
13.
Rabin's in the ground.
His death stops the peace process?
No, it still goes on!
14.
Rabin's murder shocks
World leaders all come to mourn
Even Yassir cries
15.
Yitzak dead and gone;
But his dream of Mideast peace
Will be carried out.
16.
The Israelis mourn
Senseless murder of Rabin
Peres carries on
17.
Lay Rabin to rest.
His death unites Israelis;
Peres pursues peace.
18.
Clinton, Gingrich, Dole
Never could share well at play.
Government shutdown!
19.
Gingrich, Dole, Clinton
Can't get their act together
Taxpayers will pay
20.
Clinton will not bend
Stubbornly shuts down gov'ment
Shut him down next year?
21.
Gingrich won't back down
Government has to close up
Anger at Newt grows...
22.
Dole, Clinton, Gingrich
Nonessential employees?
Without them, might work!
23.
Feds can't pay their bills
Clinton, Gingrich, Dole get paid
Voters, mark this well!
24.
ken saro-wiwa
executed because he
spoke truth to power
25.
budget battle cris-
is, hot air rises, long as
i get mine, it's ok.
26.
rolando cruz, 12
summers lost, it might as well
have been 12 winters
27.
mumia abu-
jamal, framed and hyped, better
than being martyrd.
28.
Right wing patriots?
Armament reduction--NOT!
A nuclear winter.
29.
If this is fast food
why are we waiting so long?
Feed me, you bastards.
30.
Government shuts down.
A libertarian's dream,
now reality.
31.
Rabin's blood on ground
Cries out not for justice, but
Whispers prayers of peace.
32.
Pump a gallon of
Exxon; pump a bullet in
Saro-wiwa's heart.
33.
A new additive
In Nigerian oil: blood
Of Nobel playwright.
34.
Worthless bureaucrats,
Bah! So they're furloughed. Oops. They
Were your customers.
35.
So what? A bit less
Welfare. Less armed forces. Less
Law. You sweating yet?
36.
Hurray for Bob Dole!
He had his Colin removed,
now feels much better.
37.
Thanksgivin's comin'.
Watch out members o' Congress,
We shootin' turkeys.