Good Luck on a Quick Recovery '98 Table of Contents

• Letters to the Editor --- Giving help to the helpless, hap to the hapless.

• The News --- Yum, 8.02X...yum, frontal lobotomy...

• 1998 IAP Wigglesworth Memorial Poetry Contest --- Better than Rune, and half the Calories!

• A Fable --- Lex couldn't come up with anything funny for this one.

• The Complete Works of Robert Wagner --- See what complaining to us gets you?

• Infinity --- No, actually it's only one page.

• Deliverance --- That's nothing. Ever try switching phone companies?

• Young and Modem --- Don't blame us... Brandy thought up the name.

• The Magic Schoolbus Goes to Hell --- Next stop Lobby Seven!