That poor, sad, pathetic idiot...

I could almost love him in his innocence...

So, he wishes to be an adventurer... A bold bright brave knight ridding the countryside of all wrongs, wooing fair maidens, winning aclaim throughout the land... Boy is he in for a surprise...

I wonder if I should even try to enlighten him... I'm sure he'll find out soon enough anyways and perhaps the shock of it will be enough to drive him into doing something sensible like turnip farming, or perhaps accounting...