"Halt!"

"Who goes there!"

"My master, King Xavier, has commanded me to search out and deal with anything unusual in this vale, and I think that you are looking pretty unusual mister! What are you doing snooping around here!?"

"And why are you looking at me like that!!!"

This guy is really weird! He keeps staring at me like I'm some kind of moron! Oooohhh, I can't stand it when people look at me like that! Maybe he's some kind of mental reject! Heaven knows, he sure does look like a reject! You know, I don't remember any slack-jawed, cold-eyed morons in the stories that I've read about being a knight... What gives!?