This task is so tedious!

I am actually quite insulted by all of this! I am arguably one of the finest knights in the king's court. I have fought more battles, wooed more maidens, and generally performed more chivalrously than any other man could even dream of! And now, relegated to babysitting a little boy who doesn't have the first inkling of what it means to be a knight!

Humph!

I will respect the King's wishes in this as in all things, but I still must make it clear that I am worthy of far greater things than this lowly task!

Oh, how my pride does ache!