What should we all do now? ...
~Timothee
Strip Twister!
~Jen
Help!
~Burcu
I'm dying!
~Timothee
Shut up Tim.
~Jason Al.
I am out of order.
~Burcu
C'mon, drinking is just an excuse to act the way you want to act anyway.
~Steve
We have to talk.
~ Burcu to Timothee, Brad to Stephanie, Burcu to Jason, Burcu
to Kezia, Timothee to
Stephanie, Brad to Burcu, Stephanie to Timothee, Brad to Jason, Stephanie
to Brad,
Timothee to Jason, Brad to Timothee, Stephanie to Burcu, Burcu to Brad,
Timothee to Brad, Burcu to Stephanie, Brad to Kezia, and Timothee to Burcu
I feel that I am 2-dimensional. I need to be 3-dimensional.
~Burcu
Are you talking about guys? Anytime there's a group
of girls sitting in a hallway they're talking about guys.
~Kezia to Stephanie, Jen,
and Burcu
Tim, you should get a wife that can cook...I don't cook.
~Timothee being rejected
If you share a hot dog, it tastes really, really good!
~Kathie
Stephanie, go fan the fire alarm...No, that's the sprinkler.
~Jen telling Stephanie to fan the smoke detector
Jason, if I get a B in 18.03, you get my first-born child.
~Brad
(A few months later, after Brad gets a B in 18.03)
Jason, double or nothing on my first-born child that the Giants win the Superbowl.
~Brad, and the Giants lost
I don't like gravity.
~Burcu
Somebody's gotta love the penis!
~David Hu
Brad, do we have electricity?
~Junlin, walking into a lighted room where Brad is working on his computer
There was a meteorite shower tonight.
~Kezia
Where?
~Timothee, a Course 16 (Aero/Astro) student
Brad, are those bite marks on your cheek?
~Tim H. to Brad
I did not solicit anything.
~Brad
Let's mate them and see.
~Jen
All ye members of Conner 5!
~Jason calling Study Break
That's why there's a fuck truck that comes here all the time.
~Junlin
I wanna like, stroke Big Bird!
~Angela
!WARNING: Rinsed but unwashed dishes! Use only if too lazy...
~Shix
It's 4 letters and it's emotional.
~Burcu
Shit.
~Presley
No, I am not questioning my masculinity...Doh! Shut up.
~Timothee
Everybody who knows Burcu needs to know page 19: Self-Defense.
~Kezia
We'll marry brothers!
~Kathie to Wan-Jen
We'll share.
~Wan-Jen
Oh muffin.
~Brad and Timothee.
Niffum ho.
~Jason
Did you have
fun watching my ass?
~Bernard to David Hu
What altitude are we at?
~Brad
Below average.
~Burcu
I am proud to have had a part in this.
~Junlin
I feel so violated.
~Angela
I'm evaporating.
~Burcu
Do we have any freshmen that drink here?
~Presley
I'm French.
~Timothee
Error, error.
~Jason at 3 am after working on 18.03 (Differential Equations) for 7 hours
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