Conner 5 Quote Board

Ryan, take off your sweater ~ Kezia
What? Why? ~Ryan (looking confused)
Take off your top now! ~Kezia
We're so cheap we're having him strip at his own party |
~Soyini
(at Ryan's birthday party before we showered him)

Am I a pimp daddy or what?
~Jason Alonso

What altitude are we at?
~Brad
Below average.
~Burcu

Was it as good for you as it was for me?
~Orit
Oh Yeah
~Jason Andrews
on his birthday

Goodbye Tim,
Thanx for the six years
~Tony
inscription on Tim's cake

I need to do laundry ~Jason
Why? the semester's almost done ~Brad
I had to do laundry too ~Steve
Really? ~Brad
Because what you see, is all I had on ~Steve
I don't understand ~Jen
It's called commando ~Steve

Jason, I just wanted to touch your apparatus
~Tim Hall
(touching the lens of Jason's camera)

Shix is out of his mind
~Senko

So they really called you and Senko, Guy 1 and Guy 2?
~Kezia
Yup, because they could not pronounce our names
~Shix
whose real name is Tsehsiang
Who started it? .... Tim?
~Kezia
I didn't instigate it, I just continued it. Who did start it?
~Tim Hall
I don't remember Chris, Salthous,
(sigh)
White guys
~Shix

I want Dan to live with me
~Lynn (during rooming)

Not in Presley's shower!!!
~Tim Hall
(when being showered
at his going away party)

Looks like they've got cheesecake here boyz!
~Shix
(in a southern accent)
How's the cheesecake?
~Jason
Ooooh yeah!
~Shix

Most men don't like to look at cleavage
~Jen
Well me, I'm not a cleavage guy, but
if a good one passes by ...
~Jason Andrews

Were you guys naked? ~Burcu
Not all of them. ~Jason Al
Steve was naked alone with Nick ~Rebecca
It's Nick's fault he pulled the towel off ~Steve
Yeah, but you just kept coming ~Nick

(Steve gets down on bended knee in front of Burcu
with his closed Brass Rat box in his hand,)
B...
I've been thinking of this all afternoon,
and I had to ask you,
(he pauses and opens box)
Is there a scratch on my Brass Rat?

This mailing list is supposed to be a house of information
and you have turned it into a den of thieves!
~Mike
(in response to emails sent to conner5@mit.edu about graduating sales)

Why do you call Kezia, Chuck?
~Jen
Cause some guy called her Charles Kezia,
and it grew from there,
Chuck, Chucky, The Chuckinator,
and when I'm feeling spanish
El Chucko
~Tony

I know God
and God knows better
than to mess with me
~Presley

(Two conner 5 residents are fighting when Jason Alonso enters)
Israel (pointing to one)
Palestine (pointing to the other)
US (pointing to himself)
STOP!
~Jason Al

Nick, do you know what you are doing?
~Tim
Yes, Tim. You see, invading Norway is
like seducing a beautiful woman.
~Nick
Something which Nick has never done.
~Mike
(During a game of Axis and Allies)

I'm Harry Potter
~Woonteck

I'm going to get drunk this weekend
~Kezia
Is that going to be with alcohol this time
Or without as the other times
~Tony

Wanna bet?
~Steve
Bet what?
~Rebecca
Your coffee pot?
No wait - it's my coffee pot!
Jason, do you want a coffee pot?
~Steve

I feel that I am 2-dimensional.  I need to be 3-dimensional.
                             ~Burcu

Stephanie, go fan the fire alarm...No, that's the sprinkler.
~Jen telling Stephanie to fan the smoke detector

Jason, if I get a B in 18.03, you get my first-born child.
~Brad
(A few months later, after Brad gets a B in 18.03)
Jason, double or nothing on my first-born child that the Giants win the Superbowl.
~Brad, and the Giants lost

!WARNING: Rinsed but unwashed dishes! Use only if too lazy...
~Shix

All ye members of Conner 5!
~Jason
calling Study Break

No, I am not questioning my masculinity...Doh! Shut up.
~Timothee

Oh muffin. ~Brad and Timothee.
Niffum ho. ~Jason