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2003-2005

You HAVE to, and i do mean HAVE TO dress up as something that allows the fro to be unleashed.
i suggest a 70's pimp.
but since i know you are already saying no, dress up as a nun with an afro,
that way you will have plenty of soul.
~Tony
(after Kezia asked him what she should be for Halloween)

The pimp daddy is back! ;-)
~Jason

I am well hung
~Mike
~Bryan
(written on whiteboard
after they rehung it)

Do you know Macaulay Culkin is my age
~Kezia
Really? He's THAT old?
~Ryan

No, Darris, you're not a pussy,
you're a dick!
~Bryan

It seems that to pay for college
I will have to become a male stripper.
Please help me select from one of the following stage names:
The Sin-gineer
Sexponential Growth
e^u*du/dsex
Bode shot
Massive upload
Abs-n-glute value
~Mike
(away message)

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