Active Members
Thetans on the front porch.
Pledge Class '07 Fall
Yuri Lin '11
Electrical Engineering and Computer Science (Course 6)
Thetanus Minutia, also known by her common name Yuri Lin, is easily the smallest member of the genus Thetanus. Identifyng the Yuri is very simple if you can remember these three unique traits. 1) as previously mentioned, her small size. 2) an excessive fondness for anything containing high concentrations of sugar, 3) a strange fascination with mallets. These creatures are rare, so if you spot one in the wild be sure to take note of the occasion.
Pledge Class '08 Fall
Rebecca Krentz-Wee '12
Nuclear Science & Engineering (Course 22)
Rebecca currently has the longest hair in the house.
Alex Dehnert '12
Electrical Engineering and Computer Science (Course 6)
Alex read his pledge manual.
David Benjamin '12
Electrical Engineering and Computer Science (Course 6)
David knows how to make a computer draw a teapot.
Shawn Pan '12
Chemical Engineering (Course 10)
Shawn likes to ice skate.
Rebecca Jensen-Clem '12
Physics (Course 8)
Becky knows all about stars.
Pledge Class '09 Fall
Nathan Benjamin '13
Physics (Course 8)
Data sheet:
Height: 1.0 × 1035
Mass: 2.7 × 109
Age: 1.1 × 1052
Nathan is a high-energy species whose production is probably regulated by the EPA. Use with caution.
Sally Wolfe '13
Mathematics (Course 18)
Sally rides unicycles, juggles, and bakes tasty things - usually not all at the same time, though.
Daniel Fremont '13
Mathematics (Course 18)
Daniel has an infinite number of imaginary friends, all of whom lie in the critical strip 0 < Re z < 1.
Andrea Dubin G
Earth, Atmosphere, & Planetary Science (Course 12)
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, olny taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pcleas. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by ilstef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Matthew Sooknah '13
Physics (Course 8)
Matt was (will be?) born in the year 2991 AD in the Alpha Centauri A system. He was considered the greatest child prodigy to ever live - at age 7, he built the first two-way time machine using exotic matter and some duct tape. But in the year 3000, the infamous Y3K bug caused his time machine to malfunction, leaving him stranded 1000 years in the past. The accident also damaged the parts of his brain that caused much of his genius...but he still got in to MIT.
Pledge Class '10 Fall
Sam Bankman-Fried '14
Physics (Course 8)
I do not like them, Sam I am, I do not like not being able to come up with witty rhymes on the spot. Ham.
Adam Yedidia '14
Electrical Engineering and Computer Science (Course 6)
Adam always wins at Jewish Poker.
Pledge Class '11 Spring
Alan Huang '13
Electrical Engineering and Computer Science (Course 6)
You are challenged by MIT!
MIT sent out PSET!
Go! ALAN!
ALAN used Tool!
The foe's PSET fainted!
ALAN gained 1% grade points!
MIT sent out PAPER!
ALAN used All-Nighter!
It's super effective!
The foe's PAPER fainted!
ALAN gained 20% grade points!
ALAN fell asleep!
MIT sent out ET!
ALAN is fast asleep.
ET used Ducks!
Yellow ducks were scattered all around your team's feet!
What will ALAN do?
Ben Johnson G
Electrical Engineering and Computer Science (Course 6)
The Ben is a strange creature, having moved from Minnesota it is increasingly amazed at the awesomeness of life as its heart and soul continue to thaw. His natural inclinations lead him to often be found in trees, pretending to fly, and in the company of robots. When encountered should be approached with a caution proportional to your fear of nerf guns, rubber bands, being poked, banjos, and terrible jokes.
Pledge Class '11 Fall
Matt Houston '12
Physics (Course 8)
Matt battles evil alongside his miniature giant space gecko, Charlotte.
Xavier Jackson '12
Management (Course 15)
Everything Nathan says about himself is actually about me.
Troy Welton '15
Physics and Mathematics (Courses 8 and 18)
"Math is the language with which God has written the universe." - Galileo
Troy is fascinated with the intricacies of mathematics and physics, really just an extension of math into the real world. Without them life would not be worth living, or understandable. Apart from hardcore analytical thinking, Troy also enjoys making and listening to music.
Liz Hernandez '15
Comparative Media Studies (CMS)
Liz believes peak happiness may be achieved through a perfect combination of cookies, Dr. Pepper, music, and video games. If lacking in one of the aforementioned categories, replace with two of the following: high fantasy, mangoes, or human interaction.
Alwina Liu '15
Physics (Course 8)
Alwina is likely to be found holding a hockey stick, a violin, or a softball glove.
Gary Wang '15
Gary can be found wearing glasses, most of the time.
Pledge Class '12 Spring
DD Liu '12
Electrical Engineering and Computer Science (Course 6)
Wild ALAN appeared!
DD sent out PSET!
ALAN knocked the PSET away! You can only use PSET in a graded battle!
DD used Master Ball!
ALAN used Master Theorem!
ALAN evaded Recursion!
Master Ball! Return!
Master Ball returned to its Master Ball.
DD can't escape! Trapped in Recursion!
Alan used Food Tongue!
DD became confused!
DD used Master Ball in her confusion!
Nice! DD was caught!
DD was sent to PC.
Spring 2012 Officers
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Commander Sam Bankman-Fried |
Community Service Chair Liz Hernandez |
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Lt. Commander Alwina Liu |
Social Chair Xavier Jackson |
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Treasurer Troy Welton |
Athletics Chair Alwina Liu |
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Steward Sally Wolfe |
Fire and Safety Officer Xavier Jackson |
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Rush Chair Liz Hernandez & Troy Welton |
Media Librarian Xavier Jackson |
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Pledge Orientation Officer Rebecca Krentz-Wee |
Historian Alex Dehnert |
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Bus Chair Alan Huang |
Alumni Contact Officer Alwina Liu |
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House Manager Matt Houston & Ben Johnson |
Recorder Yuri Lin |
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Work Week God Daniel Fremont |
Sergeant-at-Arms Xavier Jackson & DD Liu (XXDD) |