Brian Tivol tivol@mit.edu		D:	Hey, Video Chair Elect, what's up?
		B:	Not much, Soda Chair Incumbent. And yourself?
		D:	Doing laundry. Excited about being Video Chair?
		B:	Not yet. How's Soda Chair?
		D:	Commodities Chair. But it's exciting-- we might be getting new Coke machines. Nobody buys the cans because of the one-liter bottles at MacGregor, so hopefully we can get a one-liter machine and sell bottles. It'll also be good because with a new machine students can use their card, which is another reason they don't use MacGregor.
		B:	I hear the card reader people take three percent of all revenue-- not profit, but revenue-- used with the card. That's why we didn't get them for our laundry machine.
		D:	Well, so we raise the prices a bit. It's just our parents' money.
		B:	Excuse me?
		D:	It's just our parents' money we'd be spending on the card.
		B:	It's just your parents' money.
		D:	Right.
		B:	Would your parents pay for my soda?
		D:	I don't think so.
		B:	Right, neither do I. What if I said it was your fault I needed to pay more for soda? Then would they pay?
		D:	Nope.
		B:	What would it take?
		D:	Well, you could marry me.
		B:	Are you proposing?
		D:	No. My parents would freak out. They'd need me to marry someone Jewish.
		B:	I am Jewish.
		D:	Really?
		B:	Well, if your parents want you to marry a Jew, they probably wouldn't be happy with me.
		D:	No, I think that'll do fine. They'd pay for your soda, then.
		B:	Okay. Will you marry me, then, Dena?
		D:	Sure. Okay, now I need to do laundry.