Brian Tivol
tivol@mit.edu
Moxy Früvous has a system known as the Frühead card. Whenever you go to a Moxy Früvous concert, show your card to Marcus, the man selling CDs and T-Shirts at the back of the show. (Marcus can also give you a Frühead Card.) The more stamps you collect, the more prizes you receive.
  • At 3 stamps, you get a pin.
  • At 6 stamps, you get a T-shirt.
  • At 12 stamps, you get a compilation of Moxy's videos.
  • At 18 stamps, the band will write and record and song about you.
  • At 24 stamps, you get an all-expenses-paid bowling trip the band.
  • At 30 stamps, you get a dinner-and-dancing date with Dave.
  • At 36 stamps, you get a dinner-and-dancing date with Mike, Jian, or Murray.
  • and at 50 stamps, you the fabled Ass Brand, a white hot metal Moxy Früvous logo held up to your ass, administered by the band.
Frühead cards will expire with 1998, so get out to those shows now!